Sometimes, due to a full work calendar, a badly managed To Do List, sticker shock or simply procrastination, a punter neglects to attack a perfectly positioned ball. While the goalie is asleep. Next thing you know, the ball is gone. 

The one provider I most admired from afar was Kinky Kaj. She frequented NYC in 2008 and maybe 2009. Anyone remember her? Petite Latina with an unreal body and a sexual menu with more beef than a midtown Churrascaria. Her Clic Studios produced photos and websites were arresting. (Strangely, one of her websites - kinkykaj.com but not kisskaj.com - redirects to Carmen Banks.) Her stunning reviews began to pile. And belatedly I decided it was time to stop sitting on my wallet (at $500 she was at that time, in my infantile mind, out of my league.) Then "poof" she was gone. I recall reading somewhere a client popped the question and she accepted. (You mean that works????) 

My lesson: If you really wanna see someone, just book her. Make her #1 and put that emergency fund to better use. 

So is there a retired provider you regret not booking while the iron was hot?

I hate the feeling of 'Coulda, woulda, shoulda' but I also had it with Kaj.

Hope she is happy in her current journey.

But Maria Malena comes to mind.  Actually she hasn't retired, but she's in Spain for three months, so I missed her for the time being.

Dammit!

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Anyone know what happened to Elle Mendes?