New York

Re:The answer
maxsmart 7 Reviews 11395 reads
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They hide behind the door so you will commit yourself to being the one they expected. If not, you could just say you're a delivery man looking for another room. This keeps you from backing out if the first sight of her brings fear rather than an erection...!

Here's the content of my review.

I had always wanted to hook up with an Asian girl since I never did mainly because they had the worst reputations as being the biggest rip-offs.  I sure found that out with Asia.  I saw her ad on Eros about a month ago.  With no reviews, I was hesitant to pursue.  Then, a few weeks ago, 3 or 4 favorable reviews popped up and I decided to take the plunge.  I should have sticked to my original gut instincts because this was the most bizarre sexual experience I ever had, even though I would call it a non-sexual experience based on what didn't happen.  I called Asia and we did the usual phone tag for a few days until we finally connected and set a time and date.  One thing that should have been an indication of things to come is when Asia said I sounded like a southerner despite the fact I am Italian and have lived in NJ all my life and definitely have a NJ accent.  That should have been a red flag of what to expect from this very flaky and paranoid girl.

When I got to NY, I called Asia from the street and she gave me her room number and off I went.  The hotel was on the low end and definitely not classy. When I knocked on the door, she opened it, but nobody was there. She was hiding behind the door, and I didn't know whether to walk in or not.  But I did walk in and once I got into the room is when she came out from behind the door.  I figured she must have been wearing something slinky that she didn't want anyone to see if they were walking by.  But, it was nothing too revealing as it was just a nightgown.  She asked me for ID, and when I showed her my work photo ID that wasn't good enough for her because it didn't have an address.  I thought nobody could be this stupid to think one's address is printed on his or her work ID.  So, I gave her my driver's license instead. She really didn't look like her pictures and had her upper chin pierced which was not something mentioned in other reviews.  It really wasn't a turnoff, just surprising. We chatted for a few minutes and asked her if we could start out with a massage first since I just came from the gym (something I mentioned to her when we spoke an  hour earlier to confirm).  As I started to remove my clothes she commented and complimented me on my looks and body saying I was "too good to be true" and had a "nice body" and said this a few times. I just shrugged it off as typical escort banter but thanked her anyway. She wanted to massage my back but I asked her if she could do the front first because I had worked on my chest at the gym.  She didn't seem to like this when I said it.

After this lame attempt at a massage, she grabbed a condom from the dresser on then put it on my cock.  Like a review said, she only covers the top part and she started sucking away rather meekly with not too much effort.  During this time there wasn't much chemistry and we were talking instead of having fun waiting for her to start exhibiting what I had read about in her reviews.   When I had taken my clothes off, I left them on a nightstand next to the bed.  So, about 5 minutes into the session is when she said let me hang up your jacket.  I thought this was rather bizarre to do this now rather when I got there. She came back to the bed and was running her hands over my legs, groin area and stomach, and had yet to remove her clothes.  I was really starting to get impatient because this definitely was not the girl I had read about.  

While she was gently stroking me, I was running my hand on her back and commented on how she had soft skin, just like a lady should.  Then it took a strange twist where she asked me if I would say the same thing if she were a guy. I told her I didn't know what to think and started to push back a little on what she said. When I pushed back, she became real defensive and I was starting to wonder just what the hell I got myself into never once reassuring me she wasn't a guy.  With her not taking her clothes off really started to make me think the worst. I started to look at her more closely and to be quite honest, I was getting turned off real quickly.  As it was becoming obvious this was going nowhere she suddenly suggested we go have a few drinks first at Fridays.  I wasn't thrilled because I didn't have that much cash with me and this wasn't what I had planned. She said she would pay and I reluctantly agreed and started to get dressed even though I was thinking how I could wiggle my way out of this mess. She started to get dressed too, combing her hair, putting makeup on, etc.  When she went into the bathroom she had taken her top off and I saw a side view of her tits and they looked pretty small and saggy, definitely not the B cup that's stated. When she finished, she told me to call her from the street since she didn't want us to leave together.

I knew right then and there she was going to blow me off. As I was walking outside, I was tempted to just go home and put this behind me without calling her.  But, I did call her with the sole purpose to tell her to forget it and when she picked up the phone and I told her it was I, she hung up. Considering hanging up on me was to let me know she was blowing me off makes wonder why the hell she even picked up the phone two minutes later. She could have not picked it up.  Either way I got the message even though I was not disappointed, but mad that my time was wasted and my evening ruined.  I hung up the phone and headed towards my car, looking to get the hell out of NY and back to NJ as quickly as I could.

All in all, this was definitely bizarre and given the fact that she never took her clothes off and became real defensive about being a guy makes me glad I didn't do anything. I didn’t do anything different with her than any other girl I had been with where I had no problems whatsoever. There are probably better girls out there with their heads screwed on straight even if it costs more. You get what you pay for and when you get a $250/hour young girl around 20, you are going to get someone who lacks common sense and maturity.  YMMV

villageguy11310 reads

After reading your post, I looked up ASIA on Eros, and showed the pictures to a female friend of mine who has an uncanny eye for these sorts of things.  Her immediate comment was "that's a guy."  My friend has a lot of experience in this business, and if she thought that ASIA was once a guy, she (he) probably was.

Oh, Behave!10425 reads

Today's "What's New" (see link) is 60% TS -- and those are just the ones telling you!

Things to watch for:

Big Hands
Big Feet
Adam's Apple
Narrow Hips

Weird stuff happens in this hobby, so...

Chalk it up to experience, double the amount you spend and go see Julia Cutie.

Classy, clean, erotic.

BTW, why do most providers I've been with hide behind the door when opening it?

sean

They hide behind the door so you will commit yourself to being the one they expected. If not, you could just say you're a delivery man looking for another room. This keeps you from backing out if the first sight of her brings fear rather than an erection...!

OK lurkers and posters alike, now is the time to speak up!  I have seen her (or I pray not -him!) and never did I get the feeling that he was a she.  Now, I am teetering on severe nausea, with "Lola" running on repeat through my mind.  If anyone can confirm or deny these rumors, I might sleep better at night.  BTW, I had a good time, hassle free.  But if it turns out that she was a he, then I may have to rethink the whole thing!

rustproof10140 reads

What do you meen? You might be gay?

haha rusty.... Kick a man when he's down!

I mean the whole hobby thing....

My guess is she thought I was a cop.  She was leery right from the start with the photo ID doubt she had. I tried not to insult her intelligence by telling her my company, like most companies, don't print one's address on IDs. That's why I just gave her my license and tried to be hassle free. My being a cop was mentioned briefly by her before I pulled out the license, to which I replied a cop isn't going to come from NJ to bust you.  Use common sense here with all the focus and emphasis NY has on protecting the citizens from terrorists, do you really think they are interested in a $250/hour escort now?  

The comments she made about my looks and build are probably true because just about any girl I've been with, escort or not, has made that comment.  So, she probably figured what's a guy who looks like this coming to see me for? She actually told me when we would be in Friday's, people would wonder what I would see in her like I was too good for her.  Her getting up in the middle of the session to hang up my jacket I think was because maybe she wanted to see if she could feel if there was something in my jacket.  That's the only thing I can think of.

I think she conjured up the whole Friday's excuse to get me out of the room because she was too paranoid.  I never did ask her if she was a guy because I was afraid of what the answer would have been.  But, if she was, why admit it to me when the chances of me leaving are great and what I don't know, won't hurt me if she never mentions anything about that.  To me, it was just something to get me to want to leave due to her paranoia.

Yesterday morning, I sent her an email from a different email address that I originally sent posing as a guy who was interested in meeting her. I told her I saw something on TER where some guy said she might have been a guy and to let me know if this was true or not...and if I didn't hear back from her, then I'll assume it was true. So far, I haven't heard from her.

At least I can chalk this up to experience and move on to the next girl on my list even though non-escorts never gave me this much hassle and headaches.

When I first saw the ad part of me thought to myself "this is a guy!"  Her/his hips are a bit too narrow and the jaw doesn't quite look like one you would expect to a woman to have ... also in the second shot (bikini shot), if you look at the crouch area it appears to be round and bulging rather than flat.  About Asian providers have bad reps, the only one I ever saw (her ad's in the Village Voice as "Koko the One", no website) was the lamest encounter I ever had

The biggest mistake I made with her, other than contacting her, was not asking her how she could be a guy when her reviews said she was fucked by guys.  I thought that maybe she came into this world as a boy and had a sex change later on.  So, I never thought she was a TS.  Like I always said, if she was looking to get rid of me for whatever reason, she sure picked the strangest way of doing so.

The first and third pictures in her ad look like the same person based on the hair color and that is the person I met with.  The second picture looks like she has black hair maybe due to a wig, the lighting or maybe it's another girl.  Funny thing is, one of her recent reviews said she had black hair, just like the second picture, and the girl I was with definitely DID NOT have black hair.

Who knows what really happened in that twisted mind of hers and I moved on.  Last night I contacted someone else. When she asked me for my work number, I told her I would give her as much information as possible so I could avoid a repeat performance like with Asia.  She asked me why and when I told her a little, she was shocked and said she would take extra, special care of me when we met.  She did and I had a great time.  Life is good.

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