Check out this psycho review of Ashley just posted today:

"Not a bad back rub, but the head sucked and she just laid there with the fake moaning durring the fuck. She'd be much better if you could duct tape the moth to quiet her down or just flat out cut off the head."

We attract some real nut-jobs here!

I hope not. Maybe he is trying to save you some cash.

That's a fucking psychotic review.  Very frightening and not funny if it's a joke.