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No Hairy Balls Please 5167 reads
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YOU GUYS WANT US TO SHAVE OUR TWEETY BIRDS BUT YOU ARE STILL CARRYING THOSE 2 BALLS IN THE SACK LAYERED WITH HAIR THAT ONLY GETS CAUGHT UP IN OUR THROAT WHEN WE ARE TAKING IT ALL IN LIKE A LOLLIPOP. HOW WOULD YOU LIKE IT IF YOU GOT A MOUTH FULL OF HAIR WHEN YOU WERE MUNCHING OUR TWEETYS A.K.A TWAT/PUSSY/BIRD/SNATCH/BEAVER/HOOVER IN SOME CASE'S. MAY ALL HAIRLESS BALD SACK MEN RESPOND. IF YOU HAPPEN TO BE ONE OF THE HAIRY BALL MEN, PLEASE RESPOND AND LET US KNOW WHY YOU STILL HAVE HAIR ON YOUR BALLS AND STILL INSIST WE SUCK'M DOWN OUR THROAT AND GET THE HAIR CAUGHT IN THE PROCESS. TO ALL THE DREAMY ASAIN MEN KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK YOU ARE OUR FAVORITES.

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HootOwl4411 reads

Please don't type in ALL CAPS.  In email and discussion areas, all caps is the equivalent of SHOUTING.

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semtex4262 reads

before we see a provider my girl makes sure she gets a fresh brazillian and i keep myself neat and trim always... but we could se where your coming from ;)

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xenopus4271 reads

Why do we have hairy balls?  Because they like to be covered with hair.  And why do we not shave them?  In general, it hurts and they become irritated.  I for one do not prefer a provider with a shaved 'tweety'.  It's fine either way but usually the tweety is a bit rough like a day old beard-for those of us with SOs, shaving could be a bit awkward. I suspect that shaving is also not really a good idea healthwise.  Shaving creates small cuts for both the balls and the birds which only increase the risk of transmitting infection.   I once asked my SO if I shoudl do it and she looked at me like I was nuts!!  I suggest that you just tell us who you are or minimally state this on your website and you will see the hairy balls no more!  
By the way, is this the opinion of most providers???

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netmichelle5235 reads

I love the fur! Doesn't bother me!

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Fart_Man3339 reads

They smell a little musky also and the guys have to get some curly cues down their throat also.

phewwww!

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Dirk Bogard4314 reads



I say chap, with an ID such as yours, its a wonder that your able to smell anything other than your namesake.Afterall,your nostrils would be predispositioned, I would think.

Tally-Ho!

-- Modified on 5/17/2004 4:32:25 AM

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Tony Souprano3378 reads

I wonder if he's expert on pussy farts


Baddabing!

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