I know-you would think it wasn't possible as high as it already is, but I became a vegetarian and stopped eating sugar and my energy levels are through the roof! Other perks are 10 plus lbs melted off (I came through the airport recently and heads were whipping as I walked) so thats a nice side benefit But Houston, we have a problem...my libido is so off the charts that not only am I freaking people out (more than usual) I even am freaking myself out! (hard to do-trust me) I was explaining to a friend on the phone yesterday and he's like "Piper, you are like Angelina Jolie-you ooze out so much sexual appeal it's ridiculous and you're telling me that there's more?" I told him I have to stop myself from grabbing people off the street and the minute I think of something sexual I start to feel preorgasmic (if you knew my mind. that is pretty much all the time-worse than a guy I am such a perv!) Anyhoo, LOVE vegetarian life, but this sex drive problem is gonna need some assistance. I am calling people before their appts and forewarnng them even...I am a walking sex bomb Great, great, great sex- just the beast needs a tad of taming.So right now I am getting ready to go to ... "Sin City" I do scare the porn stars though, and the porn creators (WTF?) and basically that was before the vegetarianism induced turbo sex drive...I am still incredulous-like...is there more? YAY!!!!! Makes me rethink my decision to retire in 4 weeks So...New York is on the map and coming up soon!!! (2 weeks to be exact!)
Anyhoo, if you want to have your crazy-glued socks ripped off your leg hairs ( I always suggest to glue your socks on before seeing me) get ahold of me baby. The contact form has a work order on it, so for now please send your info to [email protected]. Preferred 411, Datecheck and RS2K always welcome. Just know that 20 pages of stellar reviews-it's all a fact!!!!
Midtown: Mon. Jan 17-Thurs, Jan.20 White Plains: Thurs. Jan.20-Sat. Jan.22 Midtown (one last time!) Sun.Jan 23 and Mon. Jan.24
At a party in Vegas...we met, and that started our friendship through much wildness and craziness, I don't even want to think about your retirement...I want our friendship to last for a lifetime. You are that special!
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