I want to meet a few mature and intelligent men in my area who would enjoy getting together with me regularly for sensual and playful interludes. I enjoy mutually pleasurable, deeply fulfilling encounters...private, sensual, warm and passionate--never hurried, dull, or indifferent. I am entranced by the ambiance set by exotic flowers, soft music, and flickering candlelight; and love to be swept away in the heat of the moment.

Sounds great...where do I sign?