See, Mo you is so stupeed.  You are no so clever as I the great Pedro.  The Jankees stupeed too.  The fans they is boooing you.  I throw changeup and make hitter look so stupeed.  I barely can throw it 90 mph anymore but hitters is always escared cause I throw it good changeup.  If they iz not escared, I make them escared when I throw it up at they chin.  Mariano, come to de Mets.  IS a fun place and nobody expects to win here anyways.  But I come and give them good 12 strikeout show.  National League is so easy.  Viva La Pedro!

He is due.

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