We've had a couple of threads speculating about whether Lauren VIP who has no reviews but does have a very enticing ad on Eros NY  (that I've had no luck posting a link to here)was real or tgtbt. When I pushed the point, one of our colleagues suggested the only way to know for sure was to TOFTT. So, this afternoon I did. This is to report that she is very real, that her pictures are a very good representation of her--maybe don't quite do her justice-- that she is stunningly beautiful and fun to spend a couple of very satisfying hours with. But, she most emphatically does not want a review--she worries it will expose her unnecessarily to public recognition and to some danger, and I will comply with her wishes. This post is just to report on the reality check--she's real and she's wonderful. If you're interested,you can pm me for details. And, if you'r interested, run, don't walk, to hook up with her; she's returning to her home in Europe in three weeks. I've already blocked out a date with her in London early next year, which I mention just to emphasize that I'm putting my bucks where my mouth is on this.

This is a REVIEW site.
What did you do today? You just reviewed her.

You have only 7 posts ever on this board going back to 2007 (ZERO reviews), and 2 or 3 of those posts are regarding  this Lauren VIP.

You claim you spent a "couple of very satisfying hours" with her today. Her rate is $1000 shekels per hour. You spent in excess of $2000 shekels to roll the dice (TOFTT), and claim it was "satisfying".  If this is true, A) you are a serious gambler, B)you are dumb fucking lucky, OR

You are a HUGE SHILL! (Amazing that she wants NO reviews).

I would HOPE you were satisfied for $2000 + shekels!

I smell some rotten Gefilte fish !

Yes, but she's only $6,000 for an overnight

and i think the correct answer to your question is "c".

why can't posts like these and the ones from the Asian outcall agencies just be banned?

"No Review Policy"

So, as to comply, you review her here, under the guise of "reality check."

Hey, reality check: She has no reviews, and when even the Bossman won't take your word for it (because your word has not been established here on the boards), it calls a lot into question.

No one is picking on you.

To be honest, you handled this wrong from every perspective.

Saw Lauren when she first arrived and would say that pictures are not her but fair representation of her face but not of her body. Performance was disappointing.

Disingenuous at best, outright bald-faced lie more than likely. Of course, reasonable people may disagree.

Thanks for all the support, guys. When I asked you all whether you had any info on her, you swarmed all over telling me how stupid I was to consider a girl with no reviews and that you hadn't seen or reviewed. I don't review on this board or the national board mostly because I see UTRs who explicitly don't want to be reviewed, and who the moderator on the national board (quite correctly) won't permit to be reviewed there. If you doubt this, PM Playmaker. I did check through tineye to see if Lauren's pix appeared anywhere else on the internet. They did not. One of you guys suggested that the only way to be sure was to TOFTT. I was lucky enough (at the moment) to have the bucks and I surely had the inclination to take that suggestion. BTW, the two hours was (as published)$1.6K, not$2--get your facts straight, at least. So, I did see her (doing the careful but not terribly rigorous clearance on my cellphone outside Toys-R-Us in Roosevelt Field, LI). We had a lovely time together--she's a nice young woman. She said she does not permit reviews because they make her feel "like a piece of meat" We sat on her couch and looked at some of the earlier comments about her in other threads, and she agreed with my suggestion that it might do her some good if I posted a simple account on this board to try to dispose of concerns that she was phony or LE, without--as she put it "getting into intimacies". That's what I did. She is neither phony or LE. I found her beautiful, real, pleasant, fun, a bit stiff and hampered somewhat by a mediocre command of English.
    The other reason I don't often post here is because of the general sour attitude so many of the posts display. Well, I am not a shill and never have been, I took one for the team, and thought I owed it to the team as well as to her to report what I found out.What you do with it is your business. You're welcome.

I would agree. I had an early encounter with her and left unimpressed. I decided not to review, but had I done so I would have echoed the fact that the pix do not depict her body accurately.

Two guys posted on this thread that they saw this chick and were disappointed in her looks (not the lady in the pictures) and her performance.  Didn't both of these guys basically fuck the rest of us by keeping this information to themselves?  In particular with an otherwise unreviewed lady?

I am a VIP member and like many choose not to review the ladies and therefore are required to pay a monthly fee to TER. If I submitted reviews regularly, the fee would be waived. Both provide a valuable service, the first group provides the revenue to TER to provide this review service, and the other, the content.
I also weigh in on the discussion board when I can provide helpful information when a question arises on a lady that I have seen. In Lauren' case, although she has no official reviews, two members have provided helpful information for anyone considering seeing her.

check this out
http://www.eros-miami.com/files/129305.htm

its probably her because for those rates if it wasnt her i think most clients would not even stay 1 second if it wasnt her at the door and it was a b&s..

but.. for 1k/hr is not worth it. lets be honest, all this $ is tax free, you usually get a $100/tip on top of the fee if the guy is nice like I am, and most guys like me schedule at LEAST 3hr+.

so theres really no reason to rape the hell out of a client for $$, even if you look amazing, its just not worth it.

id rather get 3 amazing girls for $325/hr the same price.

I am a provider who was given Lauren's information as a "reference" from a client who wanted me to travel to see him in Greenville.   I was told by the client that Lauren is not independent and that she is booked by a lady who pretends that she is independent.  Moreover, he said that she was CLEARLY not the lady represented in the photos.  He said that he felt bad having to return her home since she had come all the way to Greenville to see him.  he did mention that she was a 7 or 8 (beauty wise) but that she is definitely not the lady pictured in the photos.  What bothered him the most is that she could barely speak English (she is from Eastern Europe).  I know this because he was really afraid of booking me unless I was American and unless English was my first language.  I guess it must have been really tough for him to spend 24 hours with a lady who doesn't speak English properly.

It is the second time that I hear the same comments from clients who have spent time with both me and Lauren.
http://www.eros-ny.com/files/203464.htm