I went to a hip Brooklyn club that had unisex bathrooms. I was in the stall ripping some nasty diarrhea shits while the poor girls in the stalls next to me just had to pee. Its kind of weird stepping out to wash your hands and all the hot girls are staring at you, and not for good reasons. I felt like a proud, open-minded progressive that day and decided that I wanted to vote for Obama a third time. I decided to puff up my chest and take a deep breath, which was a mistake because the fart smells hadn't gone away yet.

This thread made me think of a long dormant Sexual Fantasy I had when I was younger (back in 2007/2008 when I had just turned 40).    I thought of using the fact I am in a wheelchair to my advantage by asking a woman (not necessarily a provider....whatever woman I was with, a date, a casual girlfriend or friend with benefits) to pretend to be my "Nurse" or healthcare assistant, and wheel me into a restaurant or bar's spacious handicap bathroom stall under the pretense I need a LOT of assistance (I don't of course), and then once we had gained unfettered access to the spacious stall, we have hot, frantic  semi-public sex!

Sadly those days are behind me but maybe someone else here who reads this can take the idea and RUN (or wheel/roll) with it!?!?