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dramaless 52 Reviews 363 reads
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do you know why Jewish husbands die before their wives?....they want to!

Protein2013939 reads

Two weeks after bypass surgery, a patient says to his doctor, "Can I start having sex?"  

The doctor replies, "Yes, but only with your wife, your heart is not yet ready for any excitement!!!

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dramaless434 reads

you know my wife's favorite sexual position? Facing Bloomingdales

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SEXEGENARIAN485 reads

You know what sign my wife was born under? The sale sign.

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dramaless391 reads

you know how I know when my wife has an orgasm? She drops her nail file!

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dramaless360 reads

my wife and I have Jewish doggie style....she rolls over and plays dead and I sit up and beg!

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dramaless364 reads

do you know why Jewish husbands die before their wives?....they want to!

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cspatz322 reads

My wife is so ugly I put a bag over my head just in case hers falls off.

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dramaless342 reads

when I got married, I married Miss Right....I just didn't know that her first name was Always!

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Ipdailey373 reads

Loving the Henny Youngman thread going on here!!!
Take my wife please!!'
How long have you been married --- my whole life:((

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dramaless327 reads

I didn't know what happiness was till I got married....then it was too late!

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Ipdailey292 reads

My wife is an earth sign and I'm a water sign together we make mud!,
We always hold hand. If I let go she shops
Anyone have Don Rickles jokes or Andrew Dice Clay

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RokkKrinn315 reads

Jack and Jill went up the hill, each with a buck-and-a-quarter,

Jill came down with two-fifty.

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dramaless315 reads

a man who is unmarried is incomplete...then when he gets married he's finished!

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dramaless352 reads

no but I love the one line style....and all of them are true! which makes them that much funnier!

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Ipdailey297 reads

Yes laugh a little Greeneyedude -- google Mr.Youngman and laugh a bit
And btw ipdailey and my Gf is Anita Handjob  
Now let's see if anyone gets where these names come from????

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impposter307 reads

I was in bed with a blind girl last night and she said that I had the biggest penis she had ever laid her hands on. I said "You're pulling my leg."

My girlfriend thinks that I'm a stalker. Well, she's not exactly my girlfriend yet.

(Allegedly true that Henny Youngman had a huge dick.  I can't find the stories.)

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dramaless236 reads

A man, Swartz, dies and the undertaker is preparing him and notices he has the largest penis he's ever seen. Though unprofessional and knowing the guy no longer needs it he amputates it and put's it in his briefcase. When he get's home he tells his wife "honey, I have something to show you" with that he takes the penis out of the briefcase. His wife exclaims "Oh my God, Swartz is dead?!"

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Kramden13252 reads

Never heard that about Henny.  Milton Berle on the other hand was known as being huge.

What do you call a Jewish woman on a water bed?
Two correct answers.

1. Lake Placid
2. The Dead Sea

Whats the difference between a Jewish woman and a bowl of Jello?

The jello moves when you eat it.

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greeneyedude269 reads

was the other one with a reportedly huge member, but who knows, perhaps it was urban legend. Kinda doesnt matter now that all those guys are dead

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innyc221 reads

My wife and I hardly have sex any more.....she cut me down to once a week. Still I'm lucky..two other guys, she cut them out all together.

My wife likes to talk to me during sex. The other day she called me from a motel.

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impposter318 reads

Posted By: Kramden13
Never heard that about Henny.  Milton Berle on the other hand was known as being huge.

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