I've never heard of a provider that truly missed strange johns knocking on the door.

When I took some time off to focus on the real world, I missed the excitement and adventures that my fantasy life provided. The butterflies in my stomach, palms a little sweaty, the anticipation burning along with the candles in my room. Will he be tall ? Will he have a 5 o'clock shadow? Will he wear masculine cologne? Will he bring his significant other?! The excitement of a new rendezvous never grows old. As soon as I hear the knock at the door, my heart pounds and the heavy breathing begins. Soft music calms my nervous excitement. I have to be steady on my feet in these 4 inch heels! What adventure awaits behind that door? Will he caress my face as he leans in for our first kiss? Will we rock rhythmically in a slow passionate way? Or will I have complaints from the neighbors by the time we're through?
I've tried other thrill seeking adventures to mimick that adrenaline rush; sky diving, roller coasters, bungee jumping. Am I addicted to the anonymity? Am I addicted to the variety?  Is it the lack of a commitment that turns me on? What causes this intense desire to seduce?

This is a nice story, very seductive. But if you talk like this about your clients to them, you are misleading them which is very unfair: don't pretend that there are feelings when there are none.

You cannot be serious.

I get it.  However , if we ever have a little rendezvous I'd appreciate it if you didn't mention...."it was seeing you or jumping out of a damn plane"...lol.

get off the boards

eat my tennis shorts

HaHa!

There are those of us who do really, actually, enjoy strangers knocking on the door!  Even though I have the worlds greatest regulars, part of me still NEEDS the thrill and the challenge of pleasing those "strange johns" - in my case, the stranger the better.  

- a.

is the ADRENALINE...