I welcome perfume on ladies, but I don’t like going home smelling like ladies’ perfume.  When I used to drive around, I could stop at a gas station, purposely spill some gas on myself.  Or I could swing by a smoky bar.  Here in NYC, however, I don’t drive to see a provider, and all the bars are smoke free.  I have to kill a few hours before heading home after seeing a providers.

Any good suggestions?

One request to the providers: Can you provide us non-scented soap?  It doesn’t help cleaning ourselves with heavily scented soap or with the "girly" soap...It’s so unnatural to come home after work, smelling so fresh or "fruity".

just take a shower after your session is over. I keep an assortment of neutrogena hotel soap bars, mouthwashes, deodorants etc for my clients to use before and after. Also a supply of towels. If the provider is using a nice hotel, she should not have a problem in offering essential ammenities to her clientele.

I would suggest telling the escort to not put on perfume before your session. Even if she had just put it on for the person before you, the scent would be very weak and should not be a problem for you. Betty's advice about using the non-scented soap to shower with  is also a good idea.

I do take a shower, but the scent of perfume stays on your clothes because she gives you a hug at the begining or at the end.  You may not realize that until you get home and your wife points out "you smell like..."

In terms of the soap issue, most providers who use a hotel give me no problems.  But those who use their own apartment usually have only one kind of soap....the nice scented one they use for themselves.  That's what I'm talking about.

Just whip out the surprise gift when you get home, and say you tested a half dozen others before deciding.

Join a gym...and book providers after work. Many of my clients uses the gym as excuse, which works beautifully. They bring their own soap and a change of clothes. On the perfumed hugs by the door issue, you can ask the girl NOT to use any perfum or makeup. I know of a well known board guy whose request, to any girl he sees, is to be freshly showered, hair and all without any traces or makeup or perfum. Providers knows about special requests and usually we don't have problems in doing it for our clients.

ohhh jeeeeez...are you hanging out with Bill Furniture??? you cannot use this kind of excuse every time you stray, lol. Is better to say one of your coworkers gave you a hug, reason you have the smell. Or, if you commute, you can always say you had this woman reaking of perfum next to you.

Just ask the provider to not wear any perfume.  I have a few clients that request this so it doesn't hurt to ask.  Just try to ask before hand and it should not be a problem.  

Love,

Gemini

I can't ever remember seeing anyone who wore it. However, I do remember one lady who (believe it or not) wore a bit of  glitter on her face. I tried to convince her that that was a bad idea for the same reason as the perfume but she didn't want to hear it.

thirsty

I'm with Thirsty here, I also thought it was an unwritten rule and if she is wearing perfume, the bulb can't be to bright....

DAAAAAAAAA

Run up and down the stairs at work. Do some laps at a nearby track. Seriously, cigar smoke covers all.