So I just changed jobs - got a nice severance bonus and am willing to spend it on some nice ladies.  

Unfortunately, the providers I have used in the past never had a reference check (two call system, LE check, etc).  Also I'm in between jobs, so I don't really have a work place to verify anything.  But the girls I'm looking at all ask for references - of which i don't really have any.  I have a week off to have fun, but seemingly no way to get these references!  Can anyone help a bro out?

Good morning,
You might try an agency or one of the verification services .Some girls will accept that .Have fun,Lianna

Asking this under your screen name, rather than an alias, might also be a thought.

some of us will accept a complete online presence as verification enough. (REAL facebook profile that has a legit amount of friends, Linkedin etc.)

And if you have seen providers before, you DO have references... unless you treated them like dirt, that is...