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I have finally decided to offer my New York cell phone number since it is so hard for me to return all the e-mails I have been getting, and I have felt bad for all the people that been trying to reach me. As usual no same day appts. except for established clients & 2 references are needed.

Yes, I abducted Karrie, and that was why she couldn't answer her phone as of late.....mmmmf! Oh my....

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Netmichelle

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These poor bitches don't stand a chance. Kevlar pussy vests are needed. The emergency rooms will all be full. Nettie, terrorizing lesbians in a single bound. It's a bird, it's a plane--- no it's Net Monster!

sandwiched between two lusty slut vixens, Karrie and Michelle...

being a closet lesbo helped...lol

I'm barely walking with a cane today but...

it's a good thing!....nice!

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Cheers!

-- Modified on 2/9/2005 10:36:24 AM



-- Modified on 2/9/2005 10:03:30 AM

Expecting VR, and who is this fine piece of ass in a business suit knocking at my door but oh my....Karrie! What a nice present. Thank you! I kept her all night by the way...


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 Geez Vonnie!

As we used to say, my heart pumps purple panther piss for you! Lol. I am sooo jealous.


   "Beware the NetMichelle my son!
 The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!
Beware the Karrie bird, and shun
 her frumious Bandersnatch!"


He took his Vonnie sword in hand:
 Long time the pink slotted foe he sought --
So rested he by the Tumtum tree,
 And stood awhile in thought.


And, as in tumescent thought he stood,
 The NetMichelle, with eyes of flame,
Came whiffling through the tulgey wood,
 And gurgled as she came!


One, two! One, two! And through and through
 The Vonnie blade went snicker-snack!
He left her red, and when he gave head
 He went galumphing back.


"And, has thou pumped the NetMichelle
 Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!'
 He chortled in his joy.




`Twas brillig, and the slippery cove
 Did gyre and penis in the puss;
And Karrie and the NetMichelle
 Knew Vonnie left his Juice!






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I have often wondered.........maybe I need to see Nettie without her wig?  Hmm

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