Oh well,
It's been a while since I bitched a bit, but hey, what the heck
I did my research
Read all of her reviews
Followed her on social media
Subscribed to her free fan site
Paid a subscription to her (not free) fan site
Got verified
Went to the appointment
Jeez, the online image barely mirrored the real deal
Now none of us resemble Greek gods, but oh my lord, as they say in the south, if my dog had her face, I'd shave her ass and teach her how to walk backward
We coexist with providers in a world of escalating donations and I'm completely cool with that
But, for certain price points, I do have different expectations
The result of our face to face and how utterly obnoxious she was towards me(I was going to proceed regardless and I have a poker face that did not display my disappointment), caused my abrupt departure from her premises
After being in her presence for less than 4 minutes, I excused myself, left half the donation on the bed and ran for the hills
Half the donation represented 3 times what I felt I owed her
I did neglect to tell you all earlier that her face was professionally blurred in all of her photos
And her body art confirmed that it was indeed her body, but this body has not existed in quite some time
I would say shame on me but, come on my friends, you all had given her off the chart reviews, and many of them in the past 24 months
I cannot fathom the size of the knife held to your throats when you wrote this bullshit
Suffice it to say that I will not provide a review
Now to all that are going to ask me privately who she is, forget it
I have a longstanding reputation here that I wish to retain and disparaging someone for their appearance is not in my toolkit
However, with the enhanced screening methods now being used by many providers, I will have to adjust my process accordingly
Thanks for your attention
Stay safe
Stay warm