Will go unnamed (so my post won't get pulled). Anyway, here I am in my tini-wini bikini, there's lots of sexy little hot girlies and a handful of very happy older gents . We are atop a hotel and it's roasting! Anyway, it's HOT and so I get up to go to the bar to get myself a large icie banana/pineapple/lots of rum something, as I'm awkwardly getting out of my lounge chair I'm adjusting the girls back into the fullest coverage that is even possible with this tiny top over my 36 D's so I go to get up. I FORGET that I undid the side ties of the bottoms of my bikini to avoid tan lines.
Guess what happens next......
Yep! Up I go bottoms drop to the floor!!!
Little shaved kitty cat there in all her glory for the world to see! Best part, I've got to BEND OVER to pick up my bikini bottoms!!!
Ugh! I fall back into my chair, I'm scrambling to get this pussy cat behind the curtains. This is really too much! I'm alone, I contain myself look around nobody seems to notice but  I can't help but wonder underneath all of those black sunglasses who saw? What are they thinking? OMG! I finally get back up, stroll to the bar feeling every single mans eyes upon me. (whether they were or not) I mean they ALL just saw me here in public , bright sunlight, covered in oil, standing up watching as my bottoms fell apart right in front of their eyes with my Pretty little princess RIGHT THERE! (good thing I shaved before I came) then to boot I'm forced to bend over to retrieve them, exposing my soft spot to them ALL!
I get my drink. Thank goodness!!!
Down 1/2 of it at the bar just to muster up the
Guts to get back to my seat.
I make it back. Finish the 2nd half of this pineapple elixer.
Now, I'm laying here reflecting, getting over the embarrassment, starting to giggle
And being that I'm alone I feel the NEED
To share this....so whom else would appreciate this?
YOU that's who!!!

Happy Saturday!
Xxx
Sindee


-- Modified on 6/23/2012 5:02:11 AM

Interesting that a worldly wise vixen like you let's these deprecating thoughts enter your two hemispheres. So let me pose this to you... how open to social intercourse would you have been if a respectable looking gentleman (regardless of age, etc.) had approached you at the bar and attempted to start a conversation with a funny, smart comment regarding your wardrobe mishap?

I know if I'd been there and gotten the display I would have been right over there when you got back to your chair, attempting (and, no doubt, failing) to hide my drool.  If there are any males around with a healthy testosterone count, one should be shortly on his way.

... and very well written too. Thanks for sharing!

I certainly would have helped you and you needn't be embarrassed at all

I'm coming out of lurking to say that's the hottest thing I've ever read on this board.

last winter, when Amsterdam told us about projectile-ejecting her silver bullet on the subway to Brooklyn!  Sindee, all I can say is that it sounds like you handled that situation with grace and aplomb and I only wish I had been there to help you with your wardrobe malfunction!

...when I was 14 and was in a school track tournament and wasn't properly "secured" and was running down the lane with my cock flapping outside my shorts. I don't think anyone noticed apart from my coach who was annoyed that I just stopped running short of the finish line...