You're either married to an ASS
Divorced from an ASS Or
trying to forget an ASS.

Your either working your ASS off
Sweating Your ASS Off
Laughing your ASS off.
Kicking ASS. Kissing ASS.
Spanking ASS. Hauling ASS.
Wiping ASS. Busting ASS.

Trying to get a piece of ASS.
Or, You are an ASS!

I am not married to an ASS (happily single)
Nor divorced from an ASS (see above)
As for trying to forget about an ASS, I love all the ladies'... ...

As for working my ASS off... yeah, all too often...
Sweating my ASS off...not always a bad thing...
Laughing my ASS off...every chance I get, which given the state of the world as it is currently, is several times a day...LMFAO!
Kicking ASS...I'm too small to do that physically, but be careful to cross swords with me intellectually or professionally...
Kissing ASS...always love to kiss the ladies' ASS, since that usually leads to DATY, which then leads to?...
Spanking ASS...upon request...
Hauling ASS...I'm usually a serene driver, but don't piss me off...I am after all from Jersey...
Wiping ASS...let's not go there.
Busting ASS...see working my ASS off.
Trying to get a piece of ASS...smiling in the afterglow from a couple of hours ago.  Easy if you know how to hobby, and with whom...

And last, guilty as charged, when I have to be.  But I prefer to be the Sweetest Guy in the World...makes life so much easier when hobbying.

One can be -
A sorry-ASS, a sad-ASS,
A lame-ASS, a dumb-ASS,
A BIG FUCKING ASS,
a stupid-ASS, a crazy-ASS,
or a bad-ASS -
But where would we sit without an ASS?
What would we do with all that Scott's TP without an ASS?
What would we smack without an ASS (Octavia!)?
What would tight jeans or that little black dress be without an ASS?
Personally, I would NEVER settle for just a PIECE of ASS -
I want the WHOLE THING!

-- Modified on 3/2/2012 6:30:03 AM

I second that!!!!!!!!!!

.... I've yet to play on that playground, but it looks like a whole lotta fun!

nycad

Your greatest asset is you...although your ass is mighty fine!