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Kinkydad 41 Reviews 811 reads
posted
1 / 12
Really great sex is like...

Chinese food...you're satisfied for an hour then want it again...

Your turn...

SindeeNYC See my TER Reviews 519 reads
posted
2 / 12
Nothing else! (E)

Posted By: Kinkydad
Chinese food...you're satisfied for an hour then want it again...  
   
 Your turn...

SindeeNYC See my TER Reviews 578 reads
posted
3 / 12
Reminds me of the joke: Blowjobs r like Pizza, even when they're bad they're still pretty good!


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donziman99 15 Reviews 668 reads
posted
4 / 12
Seriously???

Leaving a session with bite marks on my dick, and inspecting it to see if it's bleeding isn't exactly what I call "still pretty good"

And by the way, bad pizza isn't any different, unless your from Massachusetts

SindeeNYC See my TER Reviews 598 reads
posted
5 / 12
Umm, NO it wasn't serious. Is a JOKE. But seriously, bad pizza is everywhere but I'll take you're

Word for it especially in Mass.  

Posted By: donziman99
Leaving a session with bite marks on my dick, and inspecting it to see if it's bleeding isn't exactly what I call "still pretty good"  
   
 And by the way, bad pizza isn't any different, unless your from Massachusetts
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donziman99 15 Reviews 494 reads
posted
6 / 12
And I wasn't joking about the bite marks and inspecting for bleeding LOL !!


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cspatz 68 Reviews 581 reads
posted
7 / 12
Don't let donziman rain on your parade...

...that is a well known analogy and I use it all the time.

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SindeeNYC See my TER Reviews 518 reads
posted
8 / 12
:-D Just an old joke that's been around forever, but I suppose if someone snaggletoothed my goodies

I'd be touchie too! ;-)  

Posted By: cspatz
...that is a well known analogy and I use it all the time.  

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Fridays117 27 Reviews 459 reads
posted
9 / 12
Re: :-D Just an old joke that's been around forever, but I suppose if someone snaggletoothed my goo

Snaggletoothed!  LMAO!!!  Reminds me of the ole Hanna Barbera cartoons!  

I like pizza, and I agree that sex is like pizza, unless somebody bites my junk or makes it hurt in a way either one of us doesn't care for, then and only then, it's pretty good.

Canitbe 597 reads
posted
10 / 12
Re: Seriously???

You have never had good pizza then lol

Posted By: donziman99
Leaving a session with bite marks on my dick, and inspecting it to see if it's bleeding isn't exactly what I call "still pretty good"  
   
 And by the way, bad pizza isn't any different, unless your from Massachusetts

Crazy Diamond 12 Reviews 497 reads
posted
11 / 12
Not quite....

I like my pint of Beef Lo Mein, plus the cup of Wonton Soup....but it's nothing compared with meeting a lady you connect with.  Then it is on different plane of existence....:

LoveLaneysRedLightShow See my TER Reviews 476 reads
posted
12 / 12
Really great sex is like sucking a tootsie pop...

...you keep licking and sucking until you get to the juicy center.

xo Love Laney

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