OK my tale of sex playtime at my first Swinger's club

It has taken me some time to get over the experience of being MILFed. I suppose it has to do with the fact that I do not want to diminish the experience. I want to keep some of it intact, some it should remain pure and virginal. It is not everyday that a woman gets to enjoy two other women and tell her tale in a public forum. It is not everyday that a pro gets to go into a NYC sex club, don her strap on and show all the old faded looky-loos who crowed the doorways how its done. Yes this is not a porno, this is the real thing baby.

I would like to think that Olympic athletes like to keep their workout drills under a veil of secrecy. This is the stuff that we do behind the scenes. This is the stuff that makes us win medals. We get good reviews and leave a swath of happy smiles behind. There are all sorts of stuff that we professional nymphos do in order to continue provide super stellar sexy service to those that would choose to come close to our cosmic orbit. Some get their nails and hair done weekly, others have a boyfriend that gives them what others cannot, and then some such as myself have boisterous rescue puppy and a predilection for trying out new stuff that doesn’t show up on the American Bandstand of escort reviews often. This past week it was getting a double scoop of MILFs, one a gusher of sweet nectar, and the other with an ass that likes to be dominated, and of course me. Just call me the sommelier of vintage pussy.

The scene: Strip club décor, greasy college frat party vibe with no liquor. Dark but not too dark. Veggies and dip. Plastic cutlery. Two famous scantily clad MILFs flocked my sides: one in sexy VS corsetry, the other in swank pulled together business attire. .I had donned my super vixxxen hero black latex outfit with the cut out boobs and I started to hum Marlene Dietrich while I wondered if I had brushed my teeth enough, because it was now time to inspect the suburban lawns. Hallelujah.

I think why I love women so much is that I am pretty much lazy. I like to devour women because really they are an extension of myself. This is the ultimate self-masturbation. The high is so intoxicating, it must be savored. In the case of Anneke: it should be bottled. Tap that virginal maple syrup, because you only live once.

I decided to try my first ninja secret hooker-throwing star on Anneke. It involved this secret meat tenderizer whopping motion and lots of jungle rhythms. At first I thought she had knocked over a drink. But it was her ejaculate. She puddled right there, all over the table she was sitting on and the floor. I had to investigate this further. Some hair pulling later and I found myself betwixt her thighs. Sweet nectar enveloped my mouth. Where was all this coming from? Niagara Falls was overflowing from her labial lips and I was drenched. Two towels. This was getting borderline supernatural. At some point I just sat there staring at the undulating waves of flesh and desire and then it hit me. This was some freaky shit. Anneke was coming so hard the couple next to her was getting sloshed.

Miki the Milf was so adorable and petite. Moms should not look this hot and demand perversion. She has these yummy cute lips and killer smile.  She has this infectious life force that drives her and she is so easy to please, it’s like DATY for dummies. Everybody wins.  She has super soft creamy thighs and when her butt started to scoot up in the air I took it as my cue. I drizzled lube on top of her butt crack and made her beg me to DP her with her boy toy writhing underneath her. She came so hard she shot me backwards and onto my ass. Snuggling, giggling and stroking her hair, I went down to her pussy again and tried to ram my baldhead back into the womb.  She liked this immensely. Kinky lady. Very vocal. I felt like I had conquered the Roman Army.

I am speedballing Heineken-beer-coffee-water while having flashbacks of it all while flying on a NYC to LA on Jet Blue. The MILFs are coming, the MILFs are coming and they will conquer all. Consider me converted. Mommy I have been very bad. Ooo, make me do my homework so I can grow up to be just like you two. Can’t wait till I hit 40 and can squirt like a fire hydrant.




-- Modified on 3/20/2005 11:54:28 PM