Cara, best of luck in D.C. and please keep in touch! As I promised, here is a poem for you: Roses are red; Stroke guy can't breathe and turns blue; Midgets have little tiny arms; And flipper people too!
midgets may have tiny arms but FP dont have any.....thanks for the politically incorrect poem...I would think it would be accompanied by some shot dead killed things LOL
Here's a quote from Chelsea Handler, one of my favorite females:
"I think we can all agree that sleeping around is a great way to meet new people. Furthermore, sleeping around with midgets is a great way to meet midgets. The great thing about having sex with a midget is that first you get to have sex with them, and then you can use them as a pillow."
Not for me, but, hey, you might wanna try it some time. Are the midgets in DC? I mean beyond the mental midgets on Capital Hill.
I stand corrected! No arms on flipper people, just funny looking hands sticking out of their shoulders. I hear D.C. has a whole colony of these people. LOL!
I stand corrected! No arms on flipper people, just funny looking hands sticking out of their shoulders. I hear D.C. has a whole colony of these people. LOL!
I'm told this colony is called the House of Representatives.
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