I saw a lady a number of months ago but never did a review and for the life of me I can't remember her name. She was nice enough to come into the city from the island and got a room on the lower west side in a nice little hotel, she even said I could stay over when we were done as she was going back home to the island. I am such a bad, bad boy...NO, I'm a sorry bastard because she was a sweet heart and I should have written her a glowing review (and she deserved it) and then I'd be able to find her again.
How could you forget a girl that came all the way from Long Island, got a hotel just for you, and invited you to stay? And you said she was fun too. How many brain cells have you killed that you can't remember her name less than a year later?
“Well ya see, Norm, it’s like this. A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. So when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.
The human brain works that way too. It only operates as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. So, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That’s why you always feel smarter after a few beers.”
By the way...the person that you saw i was speaking to her this morning...she remembers you but is UTR right now...if you want to know who she is PM me and I will tell you...
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