Are there any decent providers on Long Island. All I seem to find is the backpage bait and switch, lame appointment, game players. I don't need smoking hot, I don't have the funds to do $500 an hour for the, upscale providers. I don't want to go to the pump and dump hotel with the revolving door.  

I really don't think I'm asking,too much. Maybe a little Greek wouldn't hurt either.