a revised edition of soap on a rope.....soap on a dope.  

boy oh boy, for someone whose time and intelligence is so busy you sure write alot....must be your lack of time and intelligence speaking here.

They dwell in some peoples nether region.
Also the classic asking someone to shower and they still aren't cleAn upon exiting.....how does that work?

I don't think I need to say any more for you to have a good idea of my experience.

I once had a retired ATF come back to town and call me to ask if I wanted to hook up.  Of course I did...

She asked if I had any preference about grooming down there.  I said "Shaved or lightly groomed.  Whatever.  As long as it's not a forest."

Sure enough, when I saw her she had a full on '70's porn, looked like it had never been trimmed forest.

I didn't mind, really.  But why ask in the first place?

I was outside my ATF's place, a little early, so I walked around the block. I accidentally stepped into some dog poop and spent 15 minutes cleaning it off my shoe with newspaper and washing my hands at a nearby restaurant. I left my shoes outside her apartment, and had to explain why I was barefoot. She remarked at how cute my feet were, and I got an awesome foot massage out of it. Her name was Nina and she was incredibly hot, and total fun to spend time with. Oops, I guess this is a "shill" post, but since she's retired, it doesn't matter.

WHY is this thread here, what's the purpose in discussing poor hygiene horror stories? Do you closely inspect the color of your urine, too? All of this subject is covered in the Newbies FAQ Board.

Seriously, don't you have something better to do with your time & intelligence?

-- Modified on 6/23/2011 5:43:06 AM

Being grateful and preparing for game time.....

Thankfully, I've never walked into a session with a provider and had any concerns about their hygiene....

As for my hygiene, I've said it before and I'll say it again, it's always important to prepare before game time - inside and out.... As all hobbyist should do. I shave all the important areas down, because no provider wants a messy workspace In the process, its a long shower, so I really go to town on soaping up and scrubbing down. And don't forget to really clean your ass if you're even going to think about asking for rimming. Guys it's just common courtesy.

Gents, a good rule of thumb, always clip your nails (all ten) and go back and file them down with a nail file to smooth out the rough spots. Smooth fingernails gains you access to a lot more areas and clipping your toe nails is just nice presentation.

Brushing your teeth and gargling with a strong mouth wash before you go to your appointment is mandatory! I usually don't floss for a few days before a meeting because broken gums and DFK is not a good combination. And make sure to carry some sort of breath freshener to pop in your mouth just before you see your lady.

The other part of hygiene that most hobbyist miss out on is what you eat prior to game time..... I take it to the extreme and change up to a more healthy diet several days before game time. Seriously, think about it, what goes into your body equals what comes out of your body - especially your penis! So eat fresh foods and stay away from dairy.

That's just how I play it because if I were thinking in the mindset of a provider, I know all these things make for a better session of intimacy.

Just my .02 cents

nycad

LMAO! Re your last question, it's because their Mommies never showed them how to clean themselves and they have not managed to ever have an SO.  Thus, the entire idea of hygeine is foreign to them

Some of these stories are quite disturbing, on both sides, clients and providers alike.  You know you are going to engage in some up close and personal playtime, why wouldn't you do all you can to make sure you do not offend.  I mean even a stupid teenager on a first date knows to brush his teeth in case he is kissed.

First of all, to all the greek loving providers out there:  Thank You, your work is appreciated.  But please make sure your ass is prepared and ready for such activity.
Even if you don't offer greek, it is just basic consideration to have your armpits and ass freshly clean.   Also the breath should be as well.

You eager men, sure the ladies appreciate your business but just take some time to shower before you begin.  It's not asking a lot!

Even though I am far from a handsome man, no provider can accuse me of somehow making the experience unpleasant for her.  Actually, by the time we're done, she is most likely looking at me thinking "Did that ugly, hairy, pale, flabby man really smell and taste so good?"    Because I am considerate!

Guys, brush your teeth, shower thoroughly, use deodorant and WASH YO' ASS!

My one and only horror issue was red bleeding pimples in her pubic area. I politely refused the session.

Perhaps it was a health issue, more so than a hygiene issue.

Maybe she did trim it.

Now try to get THAT image out of your head.

What if I already took a shower last week?

Had this happen to me with two providers well reviewed in the city.

As I'm taking off her panties, I get hit with 'that smell'. I look at them and can see that they are not fresh-from-the-wash clean.

Please ladies, use a new pair after each encounter. They're small. You can fit 30+ in the same amount of space as one pair of jeans when doing wash. If the cotton area has some stains, save'm for personal use.

You may think you didn't have them on long enough to get your juice on them, but bacteria don't need much time to start breeding. You can be all dolled-up. Great hair, nails, etc. But one wiff is all it takes to have a guy's time become dissapointing.

I'm sure the local dentist can opine here, but if you use floss everyday, your gums don't bleed.  Nothing smells quite as lovely on the breath as a piece of rotting meat in between your teeth for 3 days.  No mouthwash will get rid of that.

i totally agree! thats why i carry at least 4 pieces of lingerie...this should also go for guys too they should always have clean stain free underwear on..seriously..

Visits NYC often, from Texas begins with a Bry ends with a leigh.  Still can't get that stankyass funk out of my mind, shudder.

Other than the fact that I really don't eat meat anyway, as I mentioned before, I usually change my diet a few days before gametime to lots of salads - clear dressings, and lots of fruit.

Not flossing a 'few' days before the main event is just my way of avoiding any issues of open gums. Just another way of playing it safe.

nycad

Thx for the heads up kaboo, i guess if you dive into that pool you will need your nose clips.    lol

Or when you go down and think your alone only to see small eyes staring back from a massive 70s bush....people it's the new millennium!

It's possible people might have off days or you might have more sensitive senses.

But I have met Bryleigh and he was as fresh as a spring day. She likes to stay in very upscale hotels and has high standards.

I'm not sure what happened on your particular meeting, but all those high ratings couldn't possibly mean chronic hygiene issues.