LONG ISLAND AKA DONG ISLAND SCHEDULE  1/31 - 2/3

ExLurker @ $400

Gifts: Tiffany Cock Ring for Jolie's Ass
Turn offs: Fat Bitches


VonRyan  @  $350

Gifts: Vintage Champagne
Turn offs:  Flat Chests


EnergizerBunny  @  $325

Gifts: Furry Pink Bunny that performs DTCIM                    


BuddyM  @  $350

Gifts: BDJ Gift Certificate
Turn offs: A & B cups


NEW YORK CITY   AKA  BLEW DORK CITY


Frankie2003a  @  FREE (NO CHARGE) (Who wants him anyway???)

Gifts: Bring Him a NEW ATTITUDE
Turn offs:  He IS a TURNOFF!!!


NEW JERSEY  AKA  BLEW JERSEY


SmellySmegma  (the LEGEND )  @  $500 (Hey He's been in PlayGirl)

Gifts: Antibacterial Soap
Turn offs: Clean Women/  Good Hygiene    LMAO

Hey Jimmy BD...

Thanks for getting the Ad right this tour...lol

The last time...
ladies mileage varied big time.

Likes:Flat champagne and vintage chests...

Boiiiiiinnnnng!

Cheers!

-- Modified on 2/1/2005 10:34:00 AM

Why is Energiser Bunny 25 bucks cheaper than VonRyan and a whopping 75 bucks cheaper than Exlurker?  Is he not as energised as he should be, or does this mean I get more bang for my buck?  Will this be a bargain or a false economy?  And should I bring my own batteries?  

Before I make my final choice I need to see some pix - no bait 'n switch or airbrushing, por favor.  And definitely no red thongs.

You sound awfully cute!!
Don't let my 'high donation' scare you off. I did not set those rates for myself.
Even though the industry doesn't believe in 'haggling' or 'negotiating' fees, for you I might make an exception.

As for the photos you're asking for...well, you know I can't post them publicly. Butt, if you're interested...well....let me know and we'll work something out!!

out on TBD and take some Prozac.

WAIT A SECOND...
How the hell do these guys get the way higher rates than me?
Ok, I need to know the "trick" or their "trade".
Ass, I mean, as far as negotating, who is willing to drop their price for me as a special favor? I mean what's a girl have to do around here to get l**d?
Guys  I know I am invading your space on LI this week but it doesn't mean we can't share each other right?...LMAO

Maybe we can do doubles for 650.
Anyone game?
Bunny you bring your own batteries, I hate when they are low. Last double we did I had to use the crank to keep you going!

Love you guys
AngieRenee

see you under ANY circumstances!!

How about some reviews!!

You guys are too funny LOL

I only get $325????? Get the hell out of here. My price is $450.
Remember I offer the total BFE expierence....lol!

This is a surprise - I didn't expect the prices to come crashing down quite so quickly.  Is it my pithy turn of phrase?

Your butt?  I might well be interested in that ... and the rest.

Well, you see, I crossed off the top and bottom of the stack, which left me the middle ground.  Frankie comes too cheap, and a girl has to wonder why.  Then again, maybe you don't want to wonder too much about that.  Prozac might tame the beast within though, do you think?