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Lana stiffed me!angry_smile
luv2golf222 5 Reviews 1393 reads
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Based on the positive reviews of Lana's Soapy Massage Shower, I set up an appointment with her.  I showed up on time but she texted and then called to say that she was caught up in traffic.  First it was going to be a 15 minute delay, then another 20 minutes, finally after one hour of waiting she was just 5 minutes away.  But then not another word or explanation.  She still hasn't responded to my text's or phone calls.
I consider this extremely rude and totally unacceptable "customer service".
I was unable to post this information in a review "since I didn't actually meet her."
But I wanted others to know that you better be ready to not only wait a long time (which is her reputation), but actually to have her totally stiff you.
My worst experience ever!

edepsiz634 reads

Is this really the 1st time you have been stood up by a provider, seriously?? And this is worse than bait and switch? Get real...

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Waterclone537 reads

Sure, it sucks when you get stood up.  It's bad customer service, and you are right to take her off your list and to let us know, but let's keep things in proportion.  

Worst experience ever?  I wish.  

(BTW, stiffed means something else.  As in not paid for services.)

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garvin_fred101660 reads

Frankly I suspect this post is bullshit.  Firstly the person is hiding behind an alias. To me using an alias is cowardly, but that’s just me.   Secondly, you twice mention all of the positive reviews and you’re trying to warn fellow mongers that, what is the expression you used?  Oh yes, “she’s not perfect by any stretch of the imagination.”   Now, I don’t know Lana and have never seen her.  But no-shows are part of the monger life both by providers and clients.  Deal with it.  “Worst experience ever?”  Puhleeze.  Don’t whine about it or call a whambulance.  But it seems to me you have an agenda here against Lana for some reason and you’re going out of your way to harm her business.

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lustkatrina544 reads

Sounds like you were pretty annoyed and she sensed this as she
was keeping you posted about her traffic. Perhaps your tone of voice killed the mood...when that happened forget the appointment

You cannot be intimate with someone who is annoyed or pissed off  "PERIOD"

I bet she thinks you were rude and "out of line" for giving her attitude over traffic that she has no control of

maybe? Just saying

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luv2golf222415 reads

No, my story is not bullshit.  I merely wanted to pass along some truthful "negative" information about a provider who has very "positive" reviews.  
Yes, saying it was my "worst experience ever" is an exaggeration...but I was pissed.  If she would have just owned up to how late she was going to be or that she didn't feel like seeing me, that would be one thing.  But to set up an appointment, continue to lead me on that she was going to go through with the appointment, and then no show with no explanation or even a courtesy call, is very rude in my mind.  
If she's that good in the business, she shouldn't treat clients (or potential clients) this way.

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garvin_fred101398 reads

Have you read the other replies in this thread?  You need to do three things.  1. Grow up. 2. Let it go.  3. Stop trying to negatively impact her business.

I hope you reveal your real user name at some point so the other providers on the board will know to avoid you.  Still carrying on after all this time?  Perhaps spend your money on a shrink and not a provider.

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gtrman536 reads

I know you're upset but my guess here is that she may have suspected you are LE. I saw her many years ago and remember a somewhat similar experience although I did see her. She is extremely paranoid about LE and doesn't do any real screening. She goes by voice and manner, etc. At least she used to - unless she has changed. My advice - save what you would have on her visit, bankroll it with the next visit and see one of the amazing well reviewed ladies here. Just my 2 cents. Thanks.

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Back_In_Black766 reads

Shit happens ...if your story is true some type of response would be nice ....but you sound like a bit of a pain in the ass ... look, it happens to everyone for various reasons ...learn from it , have a back up plan ? There are some good back ups ..go on GLS , there is Asian honey I believe ? If one thing doesn't pan out try another .... I'd like for her to respond to here her side but perhaps she doesn't want to bicker ... if it was spring I'd say you were 100% , but this weather ??? Sorry ..hell I'm in NYC for awhile and got sick can't shake a freaking cold so , oh well for another week or so so I canceled on a lady shit happens ....and Taylor said for me not to worry , (bet she reads my posts ) anyway ....back up plan is the answer for you .. good luck ...and give to a worthy cause during this holiday season ! Have a nice week ....

Posted By: luv2golf222
Based on the positive reviews of Lana's Soapy Massage Shower, I set up an appointment with her.  I showed up on time but she texted and then called to say that she was caught up in traffic.  First it was going to be a 15 minute delay, then another 20 minutes, finally after one hour of waiting she was just 5 minutes away.  But then not another word or explanation.  She still hasn't responded to my text's or phone calls.  
 I consider this extremely rude and totally unacceptable "customer service".  
 I was unable to post this information in a review "since I didn't actually meet her."  
 But I wanted others to know that you better be ready to not only wait a long time (which is her reputation), but actually to have her totally stiff you.  
 My worst experience ever!

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shavedcohones578 reads

You are high on Nyquil again!!!

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Back_In_Black459 reads

F@#k u, actually I am rotflmao , u remember that shit .....;).......dat s sum nasty shit !!!!! L8r ....don't worry Taylor , I'll surrender soon ...;)......

Posted By: shavedcohones
You are high on Nyquil again!!!

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STPhomer522 reads

And your post might have credibility if you had a few reviews under your belt. I mean you express frustration that you can't do a review to whine about the no show....yet you've never bothered to submit one before.

These things happen.
She might or might not have a legit excuse.
So what.
Move on.

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