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On a more serious note- lassie Kelli from Orlando visits ny on occasion- just here- check Eros- states she runs marathon ms and is in your age category

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Good evening, I've decided to stray away from my typical and sometimes painstaking research to ask if anyone would be interested in joining me this April (17-19) in Boston?  I will be running the Boston Marathon for the 5th time, usually my family takes the trip with me but this year they are staying behind. It would be great to share the experience with someone who understands running, a "PR", OCD (as it relates to "training") the historical impact of the Boston Marathon and who is generally inquisitive. I am 50 years old and have a daughter who is 18 so having someone closer to my age than my daughter's age is preferred. If you are interested please send me a PM. Thanks

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impposter354 reads

I wonder what her rates will be?

GFE: 300/h
PSE: 400/h
ME (Marathon Experience): (including training and recuperation): 20,000

Or will she ask for compensation per mile?

"Money is for time and companionship only."  becomes
"Money is for miles and companionship only."

Your marathon skills might deter or frustrate a lot of providers: "What's with you? You've been at it for over two hours! 26 miles and you still haven't finished????"  

Good luck (in the marathon)

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impposter233 reads

One marathon = 26.21875 miles  
... x 5280 = 138435 feet  
... x 12 = 1661220 inches.

Assuming you're packing 10 inches (generous?) and have a stroke efficiency of 80% that would be  

1661220 / 10 = 166122 full strokes  
... / 0.8 = 207653 80% strokes.  

To plow an entire marathon would require over 200,000 strokes!  

In Boston, Heartbreak Hill - or Dick Break Hill - kicks in around 20.5 miles = 163,000 strokes.  

Use plenty of lube or there won't be any flesh left on your dick or her vagina.  

"205,853 strokes! And you still haven't finished???"  

What is the current time record for completing a fuck marathon (a full 208,000 strokes)?  

Not to worry! You have two more months to practice and get in shape

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MatureGFE220 reads

Made me LOL two days in a row!!!

;-)

Steph xoxo

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JoeMc317 reads

On a more serious note- lassie Kelli from Orlando visits ny on occasion- just here- check Eros- states she runs marathon ms and is in your age category

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JoeMc260 reads

Klassikelli.com or do a search here Kelli and use Orlando as city

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On a more serious note- lassie Kelli from Orlando visits ny on occasion- just here- check Eros- states she runs marathon ms and is in your age category

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Pdel296 reads

Joe,

Thanks very much for the recommendation, can't seem to find her doing a search, would you happen to have a link you can share?

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