Pity the poor fool who can't figure out how to get into these positions spontaneously using whatever furniture, pillows, or other items that happen to be around the house without spending hundreds of dollars for these "inventions."
My man,quite a while ago, I figured out all 179 positions, and the objects used to help achieve them, but before reading this webpage I never knew about this strange postion they call"Missionary Position"!!!!(Not)
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