I'll preface this by saying yes what I did was stupid ... really stupid ... and I should have known better. So I'll share my stupidity with you in hopes that if you are ever in the same situation you think with the big head not the little one.

So my ATF is a "retired" girl from an agency. We became friends when she worked there, and when she moved on we got along so well she still sees me. She has been retired for over a year and says I'm the only one she still sees but who knows.

We have an appointment for today but she overslept, like really overslept, by hours. She's missed a few appointments in the past and she knows if it's a day that I really "need" it I'm going to go to the "B" list. No one from my B list was free, and backpage was just not panning out. I finally managed to get someone and set up a last minute appointment.

On the way to see the backpage girl my ATF calls apologizes and wonders if we can still try today, cause she is light on cash. My schedule won't allow me any play time until late next week, so I make the decision to see her today. I call up the B girl and cancel, lame excuse but I figure its better than a no show.

We try the three no-tell motels in the area everyone is booked with no rooms right now. I'm not a big fan of "car dates" so thats out too. We can't go to her place her two room mates are there, and it would bring too many questions. I'm running out of time, as I have someplace I have to be ...at this point my little head took charge and started making decisions ...

I suggest we go to my house, I can get her in/and out and be reasonably certain I can do it without my neighbors seeing her. My significant other has an iPhone and I have the "find my iPhone" software enabled, so I can see where she is, comes in handy quite a bit. I check she is at work, so yea it's stupid and risky, but we decide to go for it.

We get to my house, I change the sheets, and we get down to getting busy. The danger and excitement of the whole experience made it hotter than normal and we had an amazing time. As my deadline was approaching I quickly cleaned everything up removed any evidence, and dropped her off back at her place. I come back home to find my significant others car in front of the house!!!!!

Turns out she wasn't feeling well and came home early. Luckily I had the foresight to clean up and remove the evidence, and she suspected nothing. if she had been 15-20 minutes earlier coming home she absolutely would have busted us, in the worst way possible and things would have ended much differently.

So what's the moral of the story: Never bring your hobby friends into your home or any other place where you might get busted. Sure it will be hot, and exciting, and you will feel the adrenaline rush you felt when you where doing it with your high school girlfriend hoping her parents don't catch you. But in the end it's not worth the risk. Some people have to make mistakes to learn, be smart and learn from someone else who almost made a really big stupid one, and don't make this one yourself.

That's MR STUPID to you...