My all time favorite MP sketch, after the Cheese Shop, of course.

Thank you inicky, now I have to go have breakfast.

15 types of desserts,3 aged Bordeauxs, fingerling potatoes, salad and cookies for reindeer.   I'm so stufffed I need the gym, and a good Ho Ho Ho to help me work this off.   I'm not a fat fuck, but you may want me on the bottom.  LOL

Mary Christmas !!!!!!

this time of year!

BTW, it's Merry.

Dude, you should detox your body for a few days before you even considering to fuck. Go on an egg white, salad and juice diet. You'll taste and smell much better and get that much more lovin.

But hey, that's just what I would do. It's your body so smell and taste how you want to. It's all good.

nycad

Is your real handle MrCreosote?

John Cleese's sex education class is also priceless, not to mention "Every Sperm is Sacred," and the scene from the Chapel.

New York legend Stroke guy used to eat like that..... until the paramedics had to show up during a session with a hot provider and cart him away to the hospital. At least he got one pop off before he was stricken. Good luck....

which was funny as hell.  But he said it wasn't actually a stroke.  Glad to hear he got off one pop first, though.
PS: He seemed pretty healthy when I met him.