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BBBJ Girls --- Win a Date with Kornlover. I'm the 1st contestant and I intend to........
AUNT JEMIMA 2844 reads
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Win his ass. Somebody needs to shape him up and get him to dress right. He won't have any more sexual function problems when I'm done with him. When I win my 2 hour session, Uncle Ben wants to join and make it a threesome. Kornlover, I'm gonna make you my bitch. No more BDJ fo yo ass.  See my entry below in the Win Kornlover thread.

Rosanne Barr3977 reads

This is my entry.

Kornlover you are one handsome man. You could make me forget all about Tom Arnold.

If I knew where you lived and I knew how to play the guitar I would show up at your house. I would be singing "You are so beautiful to me..." I would have a rose in one hand and another hand down my pants getting ready for you. When you let me in the fun would begin. I would treat you like a real man. I would make your penis as hard as a brick. No more viagra for you. You would be so hard that you would be able to break car windows with your member. I would bring 1 dozen corn on the cobs with me. I would stick as many up your anus that I could fit. Then I would fit the remaining in your mouth and try to fit one in your penis hole. This would make you a real Kornlover. I would gently message your anus with the 6 pieces of corn as I slowly ate the corn from your cob. I would make you repeat Bevis's great line " I am the great Kornholio I need corn on the cob for my bunghole." You would be in heaven with the senasation as you reached a record number of orgasms.

-- Modified on 2/11/2005 2:54:57 PM

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AUNT JEMIMA3490 reads

the full cob effect. He's a perpetual problem. He doesn't know how to service us BBWs.  LOL

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Rosanne Barr3053 reads

Aunt Jemima knows what shes doing. She could make any man hot. Kornlover better watch out. AJ if you win you better shove some hot syrup and sugar up Korn's ass and then lick it out. While you're doing that have him sing "Nothing would be finer than the taste of Aunt Jemima in the morning".  

Here is her entry. Mine is still better.

http://theeroticreview.com/msgBoard/ViewMsgBody.asp?BoardID=2&Page=2&Messageid=39749

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The legendary Jill3726 reads

From the # 1 BDG girl. Kornlover belongs to me!! Only I give him permission to see anyone else!!! Slow down......

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AUNT JEMIMA3152 reads

the "scat.com" site. (try  ratemypoo.com).  Now about Kornlover,  he is my Bitch. I'm gonna sit on his face and make him beg for mercy, while Uncle Ben gives him a Greek session. Jillie, my sweetie, I challenge you to some maple syrup wrestling. You BDJ bitches aint taking away my bitch, Kornlover. We blacks have been slaves too long---  Now I've got my very own slave in the form of Kornlover. He aint pickin no cotton, he' gonna pick my dingleberries. He's gonna pick Uncle Ben's dingleberries too. Now you tell yo slavemaster Kim, she can pick my dingleberries too. I'm gonna whup all you big titted hos with my pancake spatula!

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Kornlover2274 reads

Jill--Thanks for entering and saving me from the likes of those two fat asses!!!  You can claim your prize next week!

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