Re: wouldnt your post be better suited for the

No I'm serious , I know a few here that unzipped my pants and got like a vacuum on my package . You know who girls are , it was like "know u see it , slurp , know u don't " ! Then there are the ones who would lick it like an ice cream cone on a hot summer day , those girls wouldn't win but imagine watching the competition while they work that dog the entire time, and lots of eye contact for the news guys taping the show , like honey isntcshe supposed to eat the hot dog , and the guy is like , huh , dammit why don't you do that anymore , then he goes into the bathroom and all you here is him singing the Oscar Meyer Weiner song , you know ohhhhh I wish I was an Oscar Meyer Weiner , blah blah blah  ? Hot digggitttty , know that would be a contest ! NYC finest ........