The prize: A 2 hour dream date with Kornlover...

To win   : Read all of Kornlover's reviews &

         then "say anything" about Kornlover,

         why he is #1, basically Charm him


Kornlover will choose the winning entry,

which should be an entertaining response

to this post, within 72 hours.



                     Good Luck!

dude, your gay posts are pathetic. Please cut the bullshit.

Korn luver will you play in my broccoli patch Dahhhhhling.

We'll harvest our veggies together, svetty balls and all!

I just luv that Greg Allman & Kenny Rogers look Dahhhhhhhling.
Not to mention those dark pink rose colored glasses and green "acre" bikini briefs.That will be the place for me.

OOOOOWEEEEE!

gets a 4 Hour date !!!! (Think about it)

rates. I didn't realize what a piece of ass he is!!!  Does the winner get to butter his Korn?  Do you ladies want the Korn on the cob or off the cob. Does he take it up the "Korn hole"??  BTW, I'm pretty sure I know who posted this ( which makes it all the more funny to me). Fuckin' Priceless.  LMAO

I am waiting for the entries.  But remember... I am a hard grader.

Cme on now thirsty that is sexy as hell!! LOL

Naughtiness
Kadi

all rolled into one. Why does he feel the need to fondle his balls???  Whoever wins the contest needs to buy him some new underwear. He is in dire need of those faggots on Queer Eye for the Straight Guy to give him a makeover!!!  A tanning booth wouldn't hurt either!!!

Why bother... Mr. Novatny will win

JJ

fo yo sorry ass. I understand you got some problems gettin it up and with cummin. I'm gonna pour some of my pancake syrup on yo limp dick and give you the best suckin you ever had. Skinny white bitches don't know how to suck no cock. I'm gonna eat you alive. Now, you gonna make Jemima cum 5 times in that 2 hour session or I'm gonna bitch slap you with my flap jacks and waffles. You aint had a real meal til you tried a meal of a black mammy.  Yo sorry ass is gonna go DATY on me and Korn, you better have a life preserver, cause I'm gonna flood your honky ass with my juices!!!  I understand you do some kind of legal thing. I've always fantasized about some punk honky lawyer giving me some DEEP ASIAN!!  Kornlover, you better have that tongue so far up my black ass that you reach my lungs. If you don't, not only will I bitch slap you again, but I'll call a real legal eagle by the name of Johnnie Cochran, and sue your pale ass for "sexual malpractice".  Next, I'm gonna get on top of you and ride you Cow Girl til you can't breathe. And you better make me cum, or I'm gonna bitch slap you for the 3rd time!  After a session with me, you gonna change that dumb name of yours to Aunt Jemima Lover. And you better not call any more of these pathetic Playboy/stripper types like Jill and Ashley, or I'll give you a fuckin WHUPPIN like you never seen. Korn, you are now officially my SEX SLAVE and if you stray, or if I don't win this contest, I'm gonna fuck you up with my pancake spatula. Once you go black, you never go back.  If I don't win this contest, I'm gonna have Johnnie Cochran sue for discrimination.  And no shit, I'm gonna whup Kornlover again