Steak and BJ Day was invented by Tom Birdsey, may he live forever, and may the gods eternally bless his fate. Men everywhere should build shrines and worship this man, who has been so kind as to bless us with a day devoted entirely to devouring massive hunks of cowflesh and having one's member gobbled. Truly, he is a saint among swine, and deserving of the highest accolades in the worlds beyond.

Seriously though, Steak and BJ Day was invented as a response to Valentine's Day, a day in which men get the 'privilege' of showing their affection for their significant other by spending ludicrous amounts of time, money, and effort in showering them in gifts, dinners, shows, and various other things to show them just how special they are to us.

Isn't it about time that there was a day just like that, but devoted to having the ladies show men just how much they appreciate them? Thanks to Steak and BJ Day, this dream has finally come true.

And look how easy it is! Since we're really only one of two things, the formula for showing us that appreciation is really very simple.

First: FOOD! Not any of that new-age healthy co-op market crap, either. Just give us a big hunk of cow. Preferably still bleeding. The napkin will be unnecessary, thanks, that's what the backs of our arms are for.

I think the second part does not require any further explanation from me.

Best thing is: It's a win-win situation! Just think, ladies, of just how hard your man will try to please you o...

I think the order of operation should be BJ and Steak Day....

BJ First...... Ahhh, relax me and release me...

Steak Second..... I'll take a nice chunk of filet minion please. Just enough to satisfy my need for beef.

See this order works best. You wouldn't want to have steak and a BJ - in that order because if you eat steak first you're just way to tired to have a blow job after eating a huge hunk of meat and having a steak before a blow job isn't exactly the nicest thing for the gal giving the blow job... What goes in, is what comes out. Having steak before a blow job does not do good things to make the goo taste good. That's why I watch what I eat several days before gametime. I stick to fruits, veggies and salads before the main event. I especially load up on pineapple

But the thought of a holiday where man is king for the day is quite appealing.

nycad

Generally speaking, I am much more more of a simultaneous mutual pleasure kind of guy.

However, in the spirit of the day, can you imagine a bunch of hobbyists out to lunch or dinner at a steak house, in a nice private room, with an equal number of ladies under the table?  

Re: it's also Pi Day. [eom]

I didn't want to put up a post just for pi day but thank you for doing it!  Pi has such a fascinating history but well, there are a few girls making pies so beware lol... all that sugar and sex... could be very addictive!

You said it hott mamma!!!