Recently had an amazing session with a UTR provider (please don't ask who) and she was a squirter, or perhaps a pisser

With her laying on her back during DATY let's say she "poured" liquid as opposed to a "stream or spray" of liquid.  After a few O's and some other action, I layed down and she got on my face for some more DATY.  When she "poured" again, whatever it was literally soaked my neck and chest, as well as the pillows and sheets

Now the question, after reading Chloe Carter's recent thesis on squirting and that it is NOT urine, I really have to wonder after this experience.   Chloe and others who argue it is not urine state that it is odorless and tastless...

Well boys and girls, I've pissed on enough inanimate objects in my life to argue for the fact that this smelled, and it absolutely smelled like urine.   And although I never tasted urine, until this experience, I can say it tasted like urine too

So, what is the verdict here?   Was I pissed on?

Chloe... care to throw in some more of your subject matter expertise?


Thanks !!

Was sweetie.. Most of the time it's just the actual juices... However, this time sounds to me as if it was piss hun  You will know the difference for sure! I am sorry that happened to you. But, Chloe is right it is oderless & tasteless only if it's not urine.. I believe that you were given a gloden shower!

Better to be pissed on than pissed off.

Naughty Natalie, too.  Chloe is right.  It ain't pee.  There is plenty of literature on this, just google it.  Part of the confusion stems from the fact that there can be a little pee mixed in with it but the basic juice isn't pee.  There is really no question or debate about this.  My dream is to do doubles with Chloe and Nat, but I'd have to wear scuba gear or I'd drown.  Maybe when I hit the lottery.

I have also been squirted on by Chloe and it was odorless and tastless, so I'm still unsure about this last encounter.   BTW, it was the 2nd time I saw this provider, and the first time had no odor or taste so perhaps this one was a little 60/40 blend.  Still grossed out...

For me squirting is reached after a few O's and a fantastic compliment to the lover that I am spending time with. I have found that the foods or beverages that I consume do tend to come out in fluids leaving my body (think garlic or beets for example). This taste and smell can vary, I am fortunate to have a fast matabolism and one morning I ate Cheerios and saw a regular client. Later in the day and after I drenched his face (agreed of course) and we finished playing he asked me if I had Cheerios for breakfast. I know that they are healthy and all but some say that about coffee and that too I've noticed effects the smell of my happy juices. Since then I drink a lot more water, eat lots of fruit, drink coffee only on my days off, and stay away from smelly foods.

In my personal life, (not providing experiences) I have been on the receiving end of a female ejaculation via sprayed in the face and mouth which was mostly hot and enjoyable. However, I've found that some women's squirt is not pleasant and tastes of ciggarettes or even strong and urine like. I find it's like any taste of a woman down south, how some taste soso, some are delicious, and a few are not so sexy. Drinking water is key to keep any fluids not so pungent even sweat smells less like onions with the daily recommended intake of water.

Okay all of this discussion is making me thirsty and I am wondering how I can be part of a shower festival with Chloe and Natalie in the near future. That's it! I finally figured out what to tell Santa I want for Christmas! It would be so hot to have a gent in the middle of a delicious squirting sandwich from two, or three hot ladies. Believe me, women that squirt are honest, open, and in touch with where they are at in their intimate life. Squirting is a wonderful thing to celebrate. Perhaps not having it in your mouth or near your face is an option. Stimulating the clit or G-spot with a hand or toy can also break the dam of waters of bliss.

Moisture Roxxx!

to her lovely squirt juice on different occasions.  That may explain it.

Thank you for the information. Raquel, please correct me if I am wrong, female ejaculation comes from glands within the vagina.  Also, like men, the taste of men's semen also is determined by what we eat or drink.

This lady is a major league gusher!

lol

...I know for a fact the difference between taking a piss in the toilet and actually 'orgasming' when I squirt, is that I am horny - period. When I have to pee - I pee - when I get horny - I squirt an excess of 'wetness' that I believe women do when you as a man consider being 'wet'. I just happen to be able to push out more of that 'wetness' than others. Basically, as I mentioned before, I believe all women have the capacity to squirt but many find it 'gross' or 'weird' which is okay with me because it took me a long time to really get my body (and my mind) to do this correlating my mind and my body together. It is not a parlour trick and the woman must know her body very well. Many times I have squirted just by kissing someone who gets me super horned up (!) Other times, it's more difficult if my attraction with my partner doesn't turn me on so much. I can still get 'wet' but maybe not always the 'fire hose' I have learned to control my spray as a large wetness or a big fountain that sprays ridiculously - LOL - I also ask my gentlemen if they want it or not - it is NOT for everyone and that's okay with me! I can still produce a lovely wetness for sexy times and not freak someone out that doesn't want it. Regarding the smell of urine - I personally have never smelled my own urine so I can't answer if that provider was faking it or not. If she was squirting she would most likely have what I call a 'shake' of the body that follows the squirt. It's normal that when you squirt - your body convulses somewhat (some major some minor) and are VERY sensitive. I have never seen anyone pee personally but I do know that many providers and hobbyists like water play which I have not engaged in and really do not personally care for but if you love it then go for it and have some great times. There's always someone for someone. In any case, squirting, water play, ejaculation, K-Y jelly - these are all fluids that make sexy times - SEXY! xoxoxoxooxo Chloe  

I don't know WHO this person or persons decided to decipher on Wiki how a woman's body produces an ORGASM over a release of URINE. I know the difference between taking a pee and orgasming. How many men actually 'cum' when taking a pee? Um...none. I am not chastising your thread AwwShit but as a woman I could never pee as much 'squirt' even if I had a litre of water and pushed it out of my pee hole. There is a huge difference between women who know their bodies and those that haven't experienced a multi-orgasmic woman is the throws of orgasm continually from a partner stimulating my sexuality. Just my two cents. Kisses,
xoxoxoxo
Chloe

I can tell you that Chloe's juices taste like her sexual juices coming from her vagina, and not like pee at all. The fact that she emits her pleasure is amazing. And in the most graphic way shows how much she can actually be pleasured by her partner. It is not a show, as she points out. And it's extremely enjoyable for me, to be a part of the experience that helps her reach her climactic moments. One of the most interesting and hot things for me is the force exuded by her vagina when the squirting happens. And it seems that there is sometimes a buildup depending on the type of stimulation, position, etc. to create incredible force that comes along with her body vibration. I am imagining that a women doesn't use that kind of force when urinating. And sometimes the use of pressure on the exterior top of her vagina helps put pressure on her g-spot, wile also stimulating her g-spot internally or her clitoris, hence more juice. I hope I have this right Chloe.

I have been with other women that squirt, and as someone who loves to taste and drink a woman's juices, it has never tasted like urine. And drinking urine is not my thing, but if others enjoy it, by all means. The volume is always different and the taste is always about the individual woman herself. It tastes like her. It is not always exactly the same. And as has been pointed out, whatever the woman is consuming, whether by drink, food, smoking, etc. will be reflected in the taste of her. Pee is uric acid and comes from a process in your body of elimination.