Hi. New to New York. Which upscale strip clubs offer "take-out"? Any comments will be helpful. Thank you.

There are a few ways:

1) Show up with a really hot woman, get a dancer who's attracted to your date, get lapdances, do shots, ask back to hotel room for threesome.

2) Become friends with one of the owners or managers and they'll tell you which ones are open for business.

3) If you got looks, a lot of cash or coke, and some game, you can probably get one to go how with you in your limo.

I wouldn't show up in khakis and a plaid shirt and start asking too many questions.  They'll think you're a cop and avoid you like the plague.    Save yourself  time and money by going to a strip club for a few lapdances with no expectations, and then have a provider meet you back at your hotel room.

GL

-- Modified on 4/5/2005 4:56:55 PM