That she has nothing to wear and demands more shopping from you and that you go to the mall with her the next day!

... please private message me for a moment ...

One I was best man to in NJ...the other was in Vegas back in '98.  

First friend...no mention.  Second friend lost his wife because of Facebook....and he has not recovered.  He does have the two kids, though...  

Meantime, best to be a free agent!

...a few years back, a Vegas provider had fallen on some hard times, and was offering a "limited" wife experience type setup:

The client was supposed to pay an annual retainer for the privilege of having her as a "wife" while vacationing in Vegas (I believe it was based on a one week per month setup).  Basically, when you were in town, you stayed at her place, slept in her bed, got FS (I doubt that BBFS was on the menu, but who knows?) plus she'd cook and clean for you.

For a certain type of client, I could see that as being a good deal depending on whist the exact rates were.

Then divorce him.  Probably be the wife experience he expects.  Then she'll get a stipend that will last for years and half his shit.  Worth way more than 50k in the long run unless the guy is truly poor to begin with.