Funny!...She don't look like Jane....

One day Jane met Tarzan in the jungle.

She was very attracted to him and during her questions about his life she asked him how he managed for sex.

"What's that?" he asked.

She explained to him what sex was and he said "Oh, Tarzan use a hole in the trunk of tree"!

Horrified, she said, "Tarzan you have it all wrong but I will show you how to do it properly.

" She took off her clothes, laid down on the ground and spread her legs wide. "Here," she said, "you must put it in here."

Tarzan removed his loincloth, stepped closer and then gave her an almighty kick in the crotch.

Jane rolled around in agony. Eventually she managed to gasp, "What the hell did you do that for?"

"Tarzan check for bees first!" ...

OONGOWA!

Cheers!

and then there was poor Tarzan

You must have heard what happened to poor Tarzan. No? Well, it seems he was attacked by a tiger. It was awful. The tiger chewed his arm off, scratched one of his eyes out, and bit his braziole off.
Some natives came across his near dead body and rushed him into a nearby hut where they operated on him.

They sewed the arm of an ape onto him, they replaced his eye with that of an eagle, but there weren't any spare dicks around, so they stitched the trunk of a baby elephant in it's place.

A couple of weeks later, a native was strolling through the jungle and ran into Tarzan. "Hey Tarz, what's up? How do you like your new parts?", the native inquired.

"Oh, arm good." Tarzan replied, "Long, strong! Eye great! See for miles. Not too happy with weenie, though. All day long, pick weeds, shove up Tarzan's butt!!"


Badabing!

How bout this one daaaaahling

...  Tarzan leaves the jungle, comes to civilization, and applies for a job
.
Interviewer: "Name?"

Tarzan: "Me, Tarzan."

Interviewer: "Married?"

Tarzan: "Wife, Jane."

Interviewer: "Children?"

Tarzan: "Son, boy."

Interviewer: "Anything else to your name besides Tarzan?"

Tarzan: "Tarzan, King of the Jungle."

Interviewer: "Jane's Whole Name?"

Tarzan: "Jane's Hole named Pussy."