Wanna play? Really play? I am the hot horny soccer dad you've been eyeing on the field. Unlike my competition I don't hang out in Costco, Pathmark, and Home Depot. You can find me in places like Bloomingdales, Armani or at a fancy restaurant sipping on some champange. And yes, I'm as wild as you think I am. I wanna be your nasty secret, your slutty luver, your fantasy cum true.

My new rate is now 500 hr, 700 for 2,1400 for 4,3500 overnite..I dont have a clock so I cant  watch the clock and all languages are now included, I am no longer looking to see quantity,rather I'd like a few quality sessions a week. The guys here who have seen me can vouch for the intensity of our time spent,I have consistent high reviews(save for one false review that I am contesting. I think CockyKenny is behind the review. ) and am one of only a handful of providers with my penis size. I offer all types of erotic play from straight vanilla BFE  to exploring toys and light S and M,switch...I prefer dates that feel like dates not sessions, I don't provide rather I participate...If you are looking for something a little more connected,more intimate, I am your guy. I do cum during sessions. I NEVER FAKE IT!!!!

My rates for swing clubs are 500 hr minimum 2hrs....1000 for the whole evening no clock watching,dinner and drinks are on me. I can take you to McDonald's for dinner. The Kid's Happy Meal is on me. After dinner I take you to the liquor store and buy us some $12 vodka. We can then go back to my place and drink like fish. ...this can amount to up to 6 or 7 hrs(2 for dinner and the rest playtime) I offer a no holds barred boyfriend type evening, will swing both ways(under 8 inches please), the only limitations are safety and i won't swing with anyone gross no matter how cute his partner is...I want to have great sex too...

Why so inexpensive you may ask????CAUSE I LOVE IT, THATS WHY!!!!

I will be available for doubles with Angie Renee Buddym when he's in town, I am also offering another guy for MWM threesomes.

I have a new website under construction that will eventually contain some titillating content,stay tuned for an announcement. I have been working on my webpage for 2 years now. It should be ready soon.


ALL PREVIOUS CLIENTS WILL BE GRANDFATHERED IN AT THE RATE THEY WERE PAYING BEFORE!!!! EVEN IF YOU NEVER SAW ME BEFORE JUST SAY THAT YOU DID AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY OLD RATE!!!!!!

I am hoping to continue to fine tune my skills and offer the best time your money can buy. Forget about the rest, ExLurker the FILF is the best!!!


Available for in and outcalls here in LI 3/13-3/16.
I am a hard worker. I work my ass off(No pun intended).

-- Modified on 3/13/2005 10:32:19 PM

Get some salt and pepper for your shorts because this post was made by a man.

i prefer spicy mustard


-- Modified on 3/13/2005 10:32:56 PM

Nobody put me up to this. I was having some fun. Miki and ExLurker have great sense of humors.

I thought this board had some potential but after reading this useless piece I am convinced that this board is just like the other boards nnothing but false reviews, poeple playing games,  bashing, etc.  Didnt know We could come to a provider's review board to find comedians.  is this going to be something the providers are going to be offerring in the sessions jokes and *** what a combo

providing to the female population.
Male on Male is rather not my style!

As for the rates...well, they are extremely negotiable for the right (female) hobbyists. You know who you are!

I sure hope this is a joke, because I am in no way ready to provide ANYTHING this week!

HAHAHAHAHA!

Perfer does not mean exclusively.  So that I can deduce that if the price is right you will provide for male to male.


HeHeHe  I can just picture that

Take it from a Long time hobbiest - First time poster, this is a bait and switch operation.

-- Modified on 3/14/2005 8:11:57 AM

what could be hotter? Doubles anyone?
ps I love it when you guys use my copy, Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery....

I'm not sure if you can bill your insurance but I have secured a room April and will be offering 2 hr rub and tub specials....details TBA, I may even have a special surprise...its all in the works STAY TUNED!!!!!

-- Modified on 3/14/2005 12:20:57 PM

You'll have to come on out to Long Island.
You won't be sorry, I'm sure of that!

Butt, come see me on Long island!

my girls are dead because you are in town taking all the clients this week you BIATCH!

I also heard you don't offer more than one cup you cheapo!


WHERE ARE YOUR ASSETS?

SHOW EM OFF!

)

HOw is it that I can keep the famous BDJ family of girls so quiet....I don't DO MEN.....strictly hetero here, despite the jokes on this thread.
As for one cup....it is I who can only provide one cup in an hour---but more in two. As for my clients..well...I'll provide them with as many O's as they can handle!
I'd love to show you my assets Kim....PRIVATELY, you KNOW how shy I am!