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I'm only a VP, but I need a BBBJTCCIMNQNS. It's President's Day and.........
Dick Cheney 4021 reads
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I've had a really bad week. Looking for a provider who will HUM Hail to the Chief on my cock. I have a weapon of mass destruction between my legs. Don't worry, I promise the secret service won't play voyeur, unless you like an audience. Any takers? I can have you picked up by Air Force 2. I have condoms with the Presidential seal on them as a keepsake of our rendezvous.

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LibidinousLibertarian2264 reads

Providers tend to avoid lying, venal, treasonous recreants to the Constitution who manufacture both war and a continuing terrorist threat merely to further their oil industry investments while simultaneously eviscerating the very liberties our forefathers fought and died to give and protect.  I suggest you clean your own gun and perhaps with God’s grace you’ll blow your bionic pacemaker right out of your pasty sagging chest and do the U.S. and the world a great favor.

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