...the place is gorgeous so you didn't want to masturbate? So...if it was a dump, you would? Personally, my desire to masturbate has little to do with my surroundings but, hey, I'm a hound.
I'm currently in DC, where there isn't even a whisper of snow on the ground. The wind is fierce, though, but I'm by a fire... with wireless internet!
The suite in which I am currently staying is so absolutely gorgeous I didn't masturbate this morning. I'm almost sorry to be heading back today, but I have a few gents this week I simply can't disappoint.
I live in NNJ 20 minutes or so outside of the city... 29 inches of snow... shoveled / snow blowered (is that even a word) all day.
Work closed; sounded great 'til I realized how much f*ing snow was in my driveway. Now (its 4:30pm) it's blowing 30-40mph winds and the drifts are piling back up again... hope I don't need to shovel again in the morning before work... but it sure is looking that way right now!
...the place is gorgeous so you didn't want to masturbate? So...if it was a dump, you would? Personally, my desire to masturbate has little to do with my surroundings but, hey, I'm a hound.
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