Somebody just wrote Junior a PM and asked if he and I had a special relationship. Now at first I just laughed but then it started to gross me out.

So for all of you that are unsure, absolutely not, I like women and only women. Granted Junior is a little kinky, spends more time on the TS board than he should and has some questionable taste in CL women but that doesn't have a thing to do with me and I like him anyway.

Se Junior I told you I could resolve this

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oh shit did I just type that. Sorry honey, I got your message about the milk and I'll pick it up on my way home.

Oh, yeah, everyone mind your own business we're just two regular guys like the rest of you.

stop you , Junior is a hell of a man

I'm going to scratch his eyes out

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I know Bill rather well and I can personally attest to him having no less than four girlfriends, plus the hobby, so that leaves him absolutely NO time for dick! :P I, on the other hand...

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What could I do to have you vouch for me?? Wowza !!

Reid you just call me a Dick?? On the other hand......................

Dont worry Junior, Patti and Benda are coming to vouch for you

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the man is a stud

I found the link that you posted a few threads down and . . . EGAD!!  What scares me almost as much as her looks is the fact that she has 80 some-odd reviews.  I've heard of thinking with your little head, but C'MON GUYS!!  You're killing me here!!

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If I remember he like I may have a bit of a weight problem. If you think it's easy being a (well just look at my name) well it's not. Trying to fit in here as a hobbiyst when you have all these repressed homosexual urges raging through you is tough stuff.

Then a guy like the suave Bill18356 comes into your life and sweeps you off your feet how were you to know it was just a fleeting affair on his behalf. I had a similiar experience once with a man William18356.....oh he won my heart.

Anyway Bill, Bacca, and the rest of you give the big lug a break, can't we all just get along?

:P Thanks!

Do you guys share a bed?

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Since we're on opposite coasts this is as close as I can come......take a look at your pinky toe........and shrink it in half. and that's fully erect : (

But thank god it doesn't take much to please Bill !!!

See, Bill must have just mistaken you for a woman!

please don't encourage him.

You know what you might be right........

We first met when he was in the Navy and I was an Asian call girl just trying to make ends meet. Being the fact that I'm 6'3" 290lbs(thanks Atkins!! down from a trip around 310! yikes)and extremely ethnic (Italian) & hairy.....business for me as an Asian call girl was a little slow. But I'll never forget looking out on the horizon at the big yankee battleship pulling into port and watching the semen (oooppss I meant sea-men!!) pour out of the ship just looking for a good time.....it was then our eyes first met.

Unfortunatly after that I was sold into the slave trade for several years.......and it wasn't till our meeting here again that we were able to reminisce of our stolen time together in Bang Cock.

(I'm think I'm going to have to shower with gasoline to scrub the gay off of me after this one) BTW Bill, don't tell someone not to get me started!!


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Gin mills in all the world you had to come into mine