he had tried to book with her. I believe her. Because no woman lies to me in the nude! (Right??????)

Hey Ashley: Aren't B&W cookies THE BEST? Especially with a glass of cold seltzer. And a flashlight.

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Seriously. I have seen it all now.

I saw this a while back. I thought for sure his buddies made this ad as a mean joke on him!

Oh well, I guess he actually intended the ad. Hmm.

Thanks for the laugh.  After all I've seen and done, its great to find something that renders me speechless.  Who knows.  Maybe there is a lady out there who will read it and think "finally, I've found the man of my dreams".  You have to admire his bravado at least.