New York
is "I'd Rather Be With Thirsty" to chime in. LOL
By the way capedude, as the visiting poster on our NY boards, and I think energizer bunny would probably agree with me, EB should get the strap ons and you or thirsty can play catcher? 
All in jest.
-- Modified on 11/8/2005 1:15:34 PM
I'll give EB the option of pitching or catching as long as he writes a review of me. 
Of course, not an honest one but a glowing one! BTW I only do incalls so EB should drive to Provincetown and call me from the parking lot!
(508)487-1213 just say the code words "I have a bomb and I'm at the Crowne and Anchor." I'll be right there to get you.
On rare occasions I'm grateful that I go through life sitting down. I would never let either of these guys stand behind me.
thirsty
I know - its not like he can bend over. But, if we gently lay him on the ground ... party time!
BTW, thirsty, this won't work if you don't relax the buns. Squeezing too hard just makes the opening smaller!
Listen, I think you need to position capedude and thirsty in such a way that EB can poke each moon.
In fact, don't you own one of those double strap ons? I think capedude and thirsty would enjoy it simultaneously! LOL
And yes, I'm more than happy to take the pix.
I don't want the dolls if I don't get the strap-ons....lol!
This do NOT reflect my own personal opinion...because I am a South Jersey native . But, is funny reading and it was broadcasted in one of the NJ talk show radios few months ago:
"Mattel Announces South Jersey Barbies"
Voorhees Barbie
This princess Barbie is only sold at The Promenade. She comes with assortment of Kate Spade handbags, a Lexus, a lapdog and a 2 million dollar house. Options include tummy tuck, face lift, spa certificates for Tiba, and a workaholic cheating husband Dr. Ken.
Williamstown Barbie
This trendy homemaker Barbie is available with the super sized SUV or Ford Windstar minivan, new $250,000 - $350,000 home in a cookie cutter development, and has no full time occupation or secondary education. Traffic jamming cell phone sold separately. Optional matching gym outfit, PTA Card and cheating police officer husband Ken also sold separately.
Lindenwold Barbie
This recently paroled Barbie comes with a 9 mm handgun, a Ray Lewis knife, a slammed Chevrolet with oversized wheels and tinted windows and a Methadone Clinic Ken. Also available in a jailbird version with orange coveralls.
Cherry Hill Barbie
This yuppie Barbie comes with choice of a BMW sports car or a souped- up Hummer 2, Starbucks cup, credit card and shallow Ken.
Pine Hill Barbie
This white-trash model comes in Wrangler jeans two sizes too small, a NASCAR shirt, big hair, a six pack of Coors Light and a Hank Jr CD set. She can spit over 5 feet and she can kick Ken's ass when she's drunk. A pickup is available with Confederate flag bumper stickers.
Atco Barbie
The Murfreesboro version has a mouth that is firmly closed so as not to show her summer teeth, Daisy Dukes and a half T-shirt that guarantees you can see her navel piercing and at least 5 tattoos. Both versions swear incessantly and are not recommended for children. She is a CCC dropout, and has never made it out of what she calls "the rockin' boro".
Berlin Barbie
This Barbie is the same model of Barbie that was released in 1982. She comes with shoulder pads, dark polyester skirt, white pantyhose and a bad haircut. Options include a Rick James T-shirt, Walmart purse and outdated shoes.
Vineland Barbie
This flannel wearing Barbie comes with her own 4-H ribbon collection, brown pick up truck and blue eye shadow! She's a country girl at heart with cow manure odored boots. Cowboy Ken is toothless and also clad in red and blackflannel check shirt.
Camden Barbie
This 22 year old crack head Barbie comes with a crew of 7 Kelly and Tommy children. She comes with a broken down row home that leaks when it rains, a bus pass, a welfare check and food stamps. She has no education because she had her first little Kelly at 14. Optional Ken comes with a parole officer.
-- Modified on 11/8/2005 1:17:56 PM
I only need one more to have the whole collection?
This is the one I need. Can you or Capedude get it for me?....lol! 
I love thin women with dark hair.
I think I still have a G.I. Joe that might be able to turn her.
thirsty