So, I was riding the subway on my way to Brooklyn... I was bored and needed to entertain my lusty brain Needless to say I was hott & bothered, and had to act quickly! So, I look around and see that theres not many people. Besides, they were busy reading the paper... I never wear panties and always carry a mini magic bullet wherever I go! I quickly start digging through my purse for my toy. Once I find it I think that I am in the clear to break myself off! I situated myself, and the vibrations begin.... Well, I guess I was getting so into it a little to much. Right before I exxxplode the bullet comes apart and shoots across the train! I mean batteries, pieces and all went flying As I start to look up and adjust my skirt, everyone on the train is looking at me! A piece of it went flying and landed in some womans lap The looks on thier faces were pricless! And I all eyes were on me OMG i guess I should be a little more careful and get heavy duty toys for my little escapades!

Lmfao

That's it, you've got to make the switch to industrial strength portable vibrators!

nycad

Posted By: amsterdam69696

So, I was riding the subway on my way to Brooklyn... I was bored and needed to entertain my lusty brain Needless to say I was hott & bothered, and had to act quickly! So, I look around and see that theres not many people. Besides, they were busy reading the paper... I never wear panties and always carry a mini magic bullet wherever I go! I quickly start digging through my purse for my toy. Once I find it I think that I am in the clear to break myself off! I situated myself, and the vibrations begin.... Well, I guess I was getting so into it a little to much. Right before I exxxplode the bullet comes apart and shoots across the train! I mean batteries, pieces and all went flying As I start to look up and adjust my skirt, everyone on the train is looking at me! A piece of it went flying and landed in some womans lap The looks on thier faces were pricless! And I all eyes were on me OMG i guess I should be a little more careful and get heavy duty toys for my little escapades!

Lmfao

of that little old lady.  I would have grabbed the damn fragment and stuffed it in my mouth!

I bet would have sugar! Next time Ill break one onpurpose just for you

Xoxoxox
Amsterdam

I hope you had a spare so you could finish what you started. . .

Was that you on the F train? I was wondering about the commotion in the next car over.

You should also be aware of search rules http://manhattan.about.com/od/gettingaround/a/mtasubway.htm
"In the wake of the terrorist attacks on the London subway system, New York Mayor Michael Bloomberg announced that police will begin performing random searches of subway riders’ bags and packages."

I think Amsterdam is one fantastic package and I am prepared to carry out a thorough inspection for the safety of us all.

Re: That's it, you've got to make the switch to industrial strength portable vibrators!

Or take an extension cord with me for the hitachi.. Hmm thats probably takin' it a little to far.. Kinda hard to hide! Unless I start wearing a trench coat lol

Re: Is that how the "F" train got its name?

~ Well sugar you see I was in such an uproar that I cant recall if it was the N or the R! I was more interested in getting OFF the train quikly (pun intended)...

Xoxoxox

Amsterdam

Well you see I was almost finished up when the bulltet Exxxploded Just Wild let me tell you..

Meoww

Causing it to blow it's top like that...  

I always wondered what the cabbie thought when I had two ladies in the car on the way back to the hotel room for three-way follies, and they both got a little bit too frisky, with me and each other.  Oh, well, too bad for the cabbie!

You rock baby!! I bet the caddie was happy for the live show!

Xoxox

but a band called The Sex Execs (I bet you know them.) have a song called Sex Train.

Remind me to bring a copy of it to our next session.

This post really reminded of it.

All aboard!

Yes I do!! Burn it & Bring it on baby

xoxoxo

Meowwwww