perform Russian on her tits.
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I've been reduced to Lurking ( sorry EX) these last couple of weeks ( work/renovating/family over etc.) and you guys are dead. You're killing me. We, or should I say 'I', need something. How about you tell me your dirty little secret and I'll tell you mine? Anyone? Oh hell I'll Start. One time in band camp.... Ok, just kidding. While out A couple of drinking buddies got a he-she to give me a blowjob as a pratical joke and ...and...gulp.. I.. I liked it.. ok there I said it, I enjoyed it. I'll be damned if he ( she? No I think is he or maybe..whatever) didn't know what buttons to push. No I didn't reciprocate, you dirty little bastards. There you you have it. Anyone else, please, I've been hearing the same stories from my moms for the last 2 weeks, PLEASE, don't let me go back down- stairs I beg of you.
of the woodwork and whine like infants with a dirty diaper.
sung to old tannenbaum
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oh GFE
oh GFE
how illusive is thine meaning/
a promise of true ecstasy,
or another way of scheming..
are acronyms the defining fact.
dfk, bbbj and licking sack'
, or could it be a perfect rack
Or are hobbyiests just dreaming?
( this one is original)
happens when a nice Jewish girl does a parody of a Christmas song. LOL (I've gotta admit though that "tannenbaum" sounds like the last name of someone that attends temple, not church. (Just bustin' your chops Miki).
sung to the tune of the Dreidel song
I have a little penis,
Two inches, sad to say,
And when I pay the shiksa,
My penis she will play!
Oh penis, penis, penis,
It’s two inches, sad to say;
Oh penis, penis, penis,
No one feels it when I lay.
It has a puny shape,
With shaft so short and thin,
And when it gets all tired,
Drops to the size of a pin.
Oh penis, penis, penis,
With shaft so short and thin,
Oh penis, penis, penis,
No one feels it when I sin
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Reminds me of my favorite Chanukah movie rentals.
Three Men And A Bubbie
A Few Good Mentches
The Cohenheads
The Rocky Hora Picture Show
Shalom Alone
Goyz 'N The Hood
A Gefilte Fish Called Wanda
The Wizard Of Oys
Who Framed Roger Rabbi?
Prelude To A Briss
Shalom!
A Masonofabich quickie...
Golda and Ruth were shmoozing at the beauty shop and Ruth commented, "I hear the girl your nephew Sheldon is marrying has Herpes"
Golda replied, "That's what I heard too! I didn't know what Herpes is, so I looked it up in the medical dictionary. Not to worry, It said it's "a disease affecting the gentiles"!
perform Russian on her tits.
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a board full of bitching, moaning and flaming, or a board that is dull?