Yummy ...borderline jailbait look.

we had an enlightening chat about the legal consequences of underage sex, regardless of your awareness of the facts. If you get busted on a sex with minor charge, you are toast, jake.

If not, I'll be off to Paris like Chaplin.

After some very boring experiences with younger providers
(Ms. Jourdan excluded), I vowed that I'd never see a provider less than 26 years old.

But if this little honey comes to Long Island....I would be such a happy littler camper.

Click here to find out, and you'll be ready to party down with Pete Townsend.

Please don't get the board shut down like whatever happened over at bigdoggie.

I'll be safely in Paris, looking for tres, tres jeunes filles!