New York
I included a razor in that fuckin' caveman's contract. He is primitive. eom
George Steinbrenner
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I'm guessing that those walls are covered with "thirsty sucks!" statements by now anyway. 
thirsty
Assume, hypothetically, that your ATF has a sworn enemy who lives in another city. (Remember, this is a hypothetical.) Because you are dedicated to your ATF, you have actively shared her antipathy towards her enemy, to the point where it's now in your very blood.
Then one day your ATF calls you up on the phone and says, congratulate me, I have a new doubles partner, guess who? And it turns out to be . . . the arch-enemy.
So, based on my hypothetical, here's my question: Is it OK for me to love Johnny Damon?
I've never been crazy about Johnny Damon anyway. Is George going to make him get a haircut and a shave?
BTW...sources tell me that the wheeling and dealing is not over. The "Hot Stove" league is still hot! The Manny for Miggy deal may not happen but the rumored capedude for energizer bunny swap is still alive.
Happy Holidays everyone!
thirsty
Rumor has it that the haircut and shave are required. I guess everyone has his or her price! (LOL). On the merits, I'd have to agree that JD's stats are not overwhelming, but the Yankees' situational need for a quality CF is so great that if JD were on any time other than the Red Sox, the pick would be a no-brainer.
Now about this capedude deal, you can have smegma too. Anything else I can help you with? (LOL).
P.S. I assume you've been told that a stipulation of any capedude deal is no more graffiti in the wheelchair-accessible stall at the Stadium! (LOL).
I'm guessing that those walls are covered with "thirsty sucks!" statements by now anyway.
thirsty
I can already hear his name being called on opening day.
that Capedude comes with him. NYC will never be the same.
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