I try not to read them, it really kills any idea of romanticizing the whole thing to read reviews, to me anyway...Unless it's sexy/dirty then it usually sounds like a 13yo boy writing to Penthouse! LOL If you call your dick "the whole enchilada" I am turned off. Ewww, don't want enchiladas and my pussy mentioned in the same sentence!
The reviewer said she was sweet, who knows what he considers GFE. It's all so subjective. I always say that GFE means I am having the most fun or else it would be called BFE!
Alrighty so I was just browsing some new reviews here in my downtime and came across this review attached and the girl gave him everything most consider to be part of gfe which is dfk, bbbj, she tried to do cim, he daty'd etc but in the end he said she wasn't full gfe. So someone help me with what i'm missing.
The only thing I can think of is that although all of the acronyms were on the table it may have felt that she was just running through them mechanically like checking them off a list. I would say GFE is more of a vibe than just hitting all of the items on a list. Other than that the actual reviewer would have to offer his reasoning.
I try not to read them, it really kills any idea of romanticizing the whole thing to read reviews, to me anyway...Unless it's sexy/dirty then it usually sounds like a 13yo boy writing to Penthouse! LOL If you call your dick "the whole enchilada" I am turned off. Ewww, don't want enchiladas and my pussy mentioned in the same sentence!
The reviewer said she was sweet, who knows what he considers GFE. It's all so subjective. I always say that GFE means I am having the most fun or else it would be called BFE!
This is not the first time in a review that he mentioned that she was "not completely GFE", while imparting an otherwise good review. I'm left with the impression that something was missing from his perspective, such as the ethereal "connection". Also, there were problems mentioned in the review in question, such as dropping the box of condoms behind the nightstand, that might have annoyed him. Unless he elucidates, who knows?
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