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I collect hot sauces and have one called "Rectal Rocket Fuel", another called.........
Smelly Jelly Hole 2722 reads
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"Ass in Hell", "Ass on Fire", Ass in the Bathtub" etc..  VR, thanks- I don't yet have "Burning Uranus".

I was just pm'd by a newbie who's about to take his 1st non-amp romp. He wanted advice on hygiene. I told him what I do:Shower before I go, shower when I've arrived (brief), trimming my nails, brushing my teeth, strips/mouthwash/gum when arriving, shaving if need be to prevent burn, trimming the pubes if they're out of control, checking nostril for any visual contact (happen to me once w/ provider, yuck),and carrying a small towel ( I tend to sweat like a pig when at full throttle). Now he brought out a few good questions:How do you prepare your anus? He takes vitamens and supplements(as do I), if our piss smells horrendous, logic dictates that our cum tastes awful, What do we do to change that? I told him about pineapples/juice for the cum and the extra scrubbing-near proctal exam when bathing, but even I was not fully satisfied w/ my answers. Any advice would be appreciated, especially from a provider. Thanks in advance

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