I have been out of the country for a while and It is the silly season and I do have some fanatsies that i hope some of you providers can provide.Being out of the country, upon my return, a few things have taken me be by surprise and They even peaked my creative mind.If any providers can make these fantasies happen i would  be willing to pay top $$$$$$$$$$$$$!!! Here Goes..Simply i would like you to drive me to Clay Aiken's house so I could blow his head off, What the fuck is he? I can't figure it out. I would like you Doms out there to offer him a little forced feminization because i am sure he is a woman living in howdy doody's body.Who the fuck watches this no talent marionette bounce around like Star Jones In a krispy Kreme Donut Shop!I also would like a provider out there to introduce Larry King to oxygeon, he  looks like he can use a little...I watched him last night and I'm pretty sure he's dead, not sure why no one is asking him what the afterlife is like because he looks like a half frog half zombie headed troll, he should be in a coffin or on a lilly pad going ribbit, not giving interviews..can't believe he is still on Television.I have recently gotten into Cock and Ball torture and I do this by watching "The Apprentice" so strap me to a chair, turn that telly on so i can watch Trump's Lemon puckered duck face adorned with that racoon's nest rug on his head glow in all his weasel faced glory, My cock hurts every time I watch his Sea urchin face pucker and curl up probably resembling something like Elaine Stritch's vagina! Ultimate Fighting is bad but they let Trump and Larry King Run amuck scaring children on national television.I saw larry king michael jackson and trump on one show Now there's the true axis of evil, add on paris hilton judge judy, chef ramsey, simon cowell and Al Sharpton and you have an ocatgon of evil. I also would like some one to shoot Jared From Subway, he lost some weight eating  shitty sandwiches and now  He's fat again, he should stop trying to hide that italian hero with everything on it he has for a belly by trying to conceal his  bloated blowfished jiggling pouch by putting a belt on his khaki retard janitor pants. Stop it already, also he looks like a retarded lesbian, nothing against lesbians but i think they should kill him for a poor impersonation.The elections i missed but I am sorry because I have a fantasy Sarah Palin chooses to run again , not just for the office of Vice President but for any office, especially dressed as a hot secretary running around in an office.She would be great at roleplay, and if you think i am  chauvanistic I'm not, I think she can be and do many other things besides being a secretary .. she can be a hot librarian or a hot nurse, she can even play the role of a hot Vice President! She's got my vote! Again for you Mistress's out there I would like a little strap on play, but you must be dressed up as my accountant,  I just did my end of the year taxes and i just love getting fucked in the ass by the IRS..then for kicks you can throw on an Uncle Sam Outfit and give me a long hot warm Golden Shower because I love getting pissed on by this country...Sound fun.? Can you providers help make my fantasies come true.Mostly i wish for peace on earth.These things would be a great start though.